Don't you kink shame me!
07.03.2026 14:18
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Don't you kink shame me!
I found myself saying 'Please, Mr Graham is my father' last night and never felt more like Nigel Havers.
Major Gowen from Fawlty Towers pulling a puzzled face
Germans now own the Daily Telegraph and Britain’s Eurovision entry is called “Eins zwei drei”
Your correspondent, in black tie. Yes, that is a signed photo of Peter Wyngarde on my bookshelf.
Playfair Library, very nicely lit
An officer's cap on the bust of a former Vice-Chancellor
Was out last night at a military dinner at the University, excellent time had.
All the wrong people have imposter syndrome.
Nicole Kidman, pictured missing #totp
Out tonight, so no #totp for me.
Hello from Charles and Vincent.
Keep your eyes on the horizon. Onwards, you'll get there.
Small steps x
Friday
Stan Ogden observing beveragino.
Birthday Long Weekend starts now!
Alastair Campbell criticises someone else about lying about striking a Middle Eastern country due to the threat of them developing WMDs
I am almost in awe at the level of shamelessness on show here. It's almost a work of art in its utter confidence that people are unable to remember the past.
The new issue of the Eye covers this - if you criticise the regime you can be thrown out, so the Dubai binfluenciers are having to tread carefully.
I was the face of a campaign against insurance fraud in Ireland.
She has the best advisor in @HitlerFelcher69 on X.
If Donald asks Zelensky for anti drone systems, he better wear a suit, ask nicely and say thank you.
The UK press in full cry demanding entry into a war with no aims, no strategy and no legality is quite a sight.
I have had a lifelong fascination with Liberace. A true embodiment of Americana.
How I feel when someone blocks me
These are the men who cry when a woman is in Star Wars or a mixed race couple appear in an advert.
AI George Washington looks like a CEO making a damage-limitation podcast in light of sexual misconduct allegations.
A crackpot making the historically false claim that Churchill sent tanks into Glasgow, fuelling yet another victimhood-fetishist's fevered masturbatory frenzy
Incredible to see one of these in the wild. Experiencing whatever the opposite of nostalgia is for the summer of 2014.
THORPE OUT
Thursday
That's between her and Boris.
Gave the world the term 'langer', as I recall.
The amount of small dick energy from this guy could power a nuclear sub for twenty years.
The SNP. Don't vote Reform, we already have low-calibre populist frauds at home.
SNP candidate who once joked of party's "gravy bus" investigated for alleged benefits fraud www.holyrood.com/news/view,sn...
If he'd gone NHS they just give you a copy of Razzle.
The literal worst people on earth.
