Tweet that reads Leo Xander @STALLEON Stop taking social media so serious. Nothing here is real. Look at this chicken V - it is bigger than the car
I think about this tweet every time I feel something online start to curl its annoying little grip into my head
I found a weird little door in this apartment today, and when I went through it, I was seeing through Trump's eyes in the Oval Office. Anyway, I met Zohran
the moment capitalism rly flopped is when companies stopped caring whether the tear here to open worked. the scamming knows no bounds
A photograph of a grey sphynx cat sitting in front of a white wall, on some even whiter blankets.
oh yeah of course you're beautiful, just not traditionally. More like a boat or a large interesting rock at sunset. Not in the kiss and have sex way, you know?
may I speak with the primary poster in your household?
A feature every social media should have is a button where you can pin the panel of Ray Gets Sort of Stoned that best describes how high you are so everyone knows What Your Deal Is right now
You can't joke about anything anymore. Because you signed a multi figure contract with the Saudi government that said they wouldn't pay you if you did.
Cover art to Ultimate Companion for Windows, featuring dramatic early CGI artwork of dragons in a mountain lake.
Ultimate Companion for Windows (US Dreams, Windows, 1994)
My insults were lackluster so I read some Shakespeare and now I see before me a cretinous, witless fool, hapless and ever prone to folly.
street sign that reads mid city
went here and everyone was talking about your favorite video games and shows
Millennials are middle aged now but not me. I stayed young somehow
get a load of this guy
My Duolingo lessons are teaching how to say “We are still trapped in the dream.” I’m learning useful phrases like “We only dreamt we woke up” and “The Dream Master won’t let us leave”
watching you dildo brain cock suckers play w/ AI shit is like watching a dog paw at one of those puzzle boxes that you put treats inside of
Ghoul and goblin awareness: There are ghouls and goblins
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Refusing to join the discourse but you know where I come down on this one
extremely detailed pixel art of an amiga computer sitting on a column with water pouring out of the monitor and filling a reef filled with bright fish, a pink flamingo, orca whales, a distant mountain and a toucan on top of the monitor - all spilling out from the screen.
Please enjoy one of the sickest pieces of pixel art I've ever seen: "Amiga Lagoon" by Jim Sachs (~1993)
"I asked chatgpt" "I asked grok" well I asked Achenar from the best-selling point&click adventure game Myst and he told me to bring him the blue pages and NOT to touch the red ones
hey dude, I noticed you attempting to carve a small space for joy in the face of overwhelming sadness. kind of problematic considering all the horrors
If you are UK citizen, go sign this petition to show the interest in change to repeal the online safety act. It has already proven to be harmful to queer people, deeming any mentions of LGBTQ subjects in forums like reddit as sexual. petition.parliament.uk/petitions/72...
A Chuck E. Cheese employee in full costume was arrested for credit card fraud in Tallahassee, Florida.
Crazy, but that’s how it goes
A high-resolution color image of Mars with the small, dark, potato shaped satellite Phobos, seen in sharp contrast as it passes over the massive volcano Olympus Mons. Phobos appears irregular and shadowed against the softly rust colored Martian surface. In the distance, two other volcanic features Ascraeus Mons (upper right) and the flatter Alba Mons (upper left) are visible. Wisps of light clouds and the blackness of space frame the planet’s curved horizon.
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Just released: NEW images of Phobos over Mars by @esa.int Mars Express 🔭🧪
This view shows Phobos above Olympus Mons!
Full-size (130MP) image & details: flic.kr/p/2rggHKy
Credit: ESA/DLR/FU Berlin/Andrea Luck CC BY
Captured on May 14, 2025 | Image ID: HQ967
Raw data from: psa.esa.int
They are repurposing me today as an abstract thought
