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Sparnon

@jimsparnon

Brooklyn. Union man.

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it says a lot about us, none of it good, that we chose a leader with not a single redeeming quality: stupid? yup. corrupt? absolutely. dishonest? to his core. violent? maybe the most violent ever. any ability to empathize with people? none. baseline level of regard for human life? not even a skosh.

03.03.2026 15:56 πŸ‘ 3154 πŸ” 499 πŸ’¬ 90 πŸ“Œ 21

Impeachable offense!

01.03.2026 22:11 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I’ve got such cool things I’ve saved from the dumpster from tv shows. They’re stacked up like library books

25.02.2026 19:59 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Total losers

24.02.2026 18:42 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

He shaved why is no one asking the real questions

21.02.2026 20:25 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This sucks! Mostly because I’m gonna have to hear my neighbor say β€œso
Much for global warming” again while shoveling next to him.

21.02.2026 19:34 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Imagine being surprised at progressives being skeptical of Kamala Harris lol

17.02.2026 21:34 πŸ‘ 24 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I once blocked someone for being too nice to me

16.02.2026 19:57 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Love it

06.02.2026 18:30 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

As a jets fan I hope you get what you deserve. (Eternal happiness and the feeling of one with the universe obviously)

26.01.2026 18:55 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

not sure if they have a big enough dumpster tbh

20.01.2026 20:45 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

What was your bagel order?

19.01.2026 20:52 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Kindness, simple kindness, is rare these days and everyone is going through it. Well done

19.01.2026 20:32 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You forgot the full body scan they did of you? There’s no such thing as dick copyright Gary

18.01.2026 20:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

β€œIf this photo makes you feel old, get your prostate checked”

12.01.2026 19:02 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Ice don’t know ice

12.01.2026 18:59 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Fair. It was a bad idea

08.01.2026 20:08 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I did this for a while with the breeders β€œwait in the car” which starts with a riff and Kim Deal yelling β€œgood morning” and I haven’t been able to enjoy that song since, which is to say. Maybe reconsider!

08.01.2026 18:42 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

They know it’s a bad word and it hurts their feelings to be called Fascists.

05.01.2026 22:40 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Why did I just make a bunch of money betting that one of them is my current representative whose name rhymes with Ban Foldman

04.01.2026 17:29 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I hope she only has single ply

29.12.2025 19:26 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Here!

27.12.2025 23:03 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

In comparison to a small child too.

25.12.2025 20:24 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Big Tim Relatively

25.12.2025 20:01 πŸ‘ 24 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

They’ve done it again!

25.12.2025 19:31 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Haven’t gotten the email

25.12.2025 19:10 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

does it have sports. My father swears he only reads the ny post for the sports. 😭

24.12.2025 20:40 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Hot take! Proud of you for speaking out

23.12.2025 19:08 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Have you tried a little fountain? My guy loves his running water.

23.12.2025 18:34 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Can we say Malaria Christmas there?

18.12.2025 11:49 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0