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06.03.2026 03:02
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A chronological summary of my thoughts while watching season 1 of "Paradise:"
1: This is good!
2: Oh shit, Gerald McRaney is still alive?!
3 This is *really* good!
Turkeys on the corner
Waiting for the bus!
I don't have high opinions of advertising as a career or anything, but holy shit these "Passive Progressive" commercials are hilarious.
No. It's *everything*.
Lady Elaine Fairchild lookin' ass
This gritty reboot of Rat Race sucks.
It was on Network TV in the context of 09/11. There was no other possible outcome but he said it anyway, and coasted on the begrudging respect for 25 more years.
IT'S TINY VACUUM CLEANER DAY TODAY!
My keyboard is gonna be so clean
The last correct thing Bill Maher ever said
Wut
Please chip in if you can!
"So yeah, I smoked fake pot with Peter Frampton. I also smoked real pot with a guy who looked like Peter Frampton, that was way more fun."
This one is certainly the most adaptable by swapping out "do drugs" for anything else.
From what I remember when we watched it, they were too far from land and the sister ship didn't have space.
Everybody thinks 'https://' stands for 'hypertext transfer protocol secure' but it actually stands for 'head to this place, sucka' followed by a colon and two laser sounds
Watching "Vikings" and I simply cannot believe that this man is not a Skarsgaard
Alan Wake 2 vibes closer to a Gabriel Knight game than anything else I've played since they stopped making Gabriel Knight games.
What the actual fuck this made my night
I'm not a doctor, but I'm guessing the most realistic part of the Pitt is the way the most dramatic things always happen at 5 seconds to the hour, every hour.
MYTH: Looksmaxxing is an unhealthy grasp for control amid economic and social instability. FACT: Sounds like someone just got mogged.
Looksmaxxing: Myth Vs. Fact https://theonion.com/looksmaxxing-myth-vs-fact/
A version of the epic handshake meme. On the left, "Me, trying to sound fancy saying 'for now.' On the right, "King Charles, labelling family Christmas gifts." In the middle, the phrase "For the nonce"
The Elder Millennial urge to stand outside a broken phone booth with money in your hand
A white screen with an inverted black pyramid, from the video game "Control." The subtitle at the bottom reads "The Board: We are just normal/innocent men."
Sometimes a thing just gets lodged in your head and you have to do it to clear it out of there.
The Elder Millennial urge to say what it is I see in you
I'm listening...
Cam Girl Has Ash On Forehead
A white screen with an inverted black pyramid, from the video game "Control." The subtitle at the bottom reads "The Board: We are just normal/innocent men."
Sometimes a thing just gets lodged in your head and you have to do it to clear it out of there.
I'm not autistic, but my therapist did raise one eyebrow like The Rock when I told her that.