It’s like my legs haven’t seen daylight in years

Followed by 15 rapid fire pictures that may or may not have been taken in an opium den 🥴

What is it about hotel mirrors after long work days

Yeah only like an hour and a half or so 😈

Thank god it’s curly, because I’m not shaving any of my body hair off haha

👀I’m afraid I need to find that cute striped Hoya now

YR4: the asteroid with a tiny chance of hitting Earth The asteroid named YR4 has a 1% chance of hitting Earth in 2032

There, there. Don't you fret. Just seven more years and it'll all be over.

🥵can we trade more than just Pokémon?

Sniffies is either amusing messages or “I’m going to hunt you down and kill you for not responding in five seconds” 🥴

🥲next years

I actually was productive for once on a day off

Every single line about those extremely close cousins in that dub 🤣

See if they’re on Grindr currently first and then do it

You don’t have to ask me twice

Sup?

Think I’m officially addicted to @hairycalvin.bsky.social sticking his thick bushy dick in me

Time to hang out all weekend

It’s almost as annoying as the Grindr only fans bots

I don’t think I have room for that 😅

Let me add to that

💁‍♀️almost the new year, but definitely an old back

🖐️

We do good work together 😈

I’m just going to count this as a Christmas tree

🥲I miss the big pitchers on my highland truncata. She had to get chopped down last summer because she was too big for my racks

My friend asked “hey do you want to come breed some twink from nyc with me”

😈again

Happy Sunday 😈