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@realbabybird

midatlantic monster (relocated). gay and sad. amateur shit-poster, professional over-emotional sports fan. elite of just alright. she/her.

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The Mighty Milkshake Ducks

25.02.2026 02:29 πŸ‘ 2060 πŸ” 409 πŸ’¬ 16 πŸ“Œ 17

β€œit’s reasonable to ask questions about trans girls in sports” was always intended to mainstream transphobia.

It’s absurd that people fell for it. Democrats are constantly letting oppressors set the terms of debate instead of just saying β€œno, fuck you.”

18.12.2025 14:12 πŸ‘ 3706 πŸ” 995 πŸ’¬ 58 πŸ“Œ 43

genuinely beautiful that new york elected a muslim lefty mayor the same day that dick cheney died

05.11.2025 02:41 πŸ‘ 17700 πŸ” 3454 πŸ’¬ 123 πŸ“Œ 72

ME: Now Mom, just remember, there's a lot of disinformation and AI in your social feed and your friends' Facebook.
MOM: I know! My friend sent me this crazy post where someone used AI to make an image of a giant frog fighting Army troops!
ME: ... okay, no, that one's ... goddamit, Portland.

09.10.2025 17:29 πŸ‘ 2987 πŸ” 751 πŸ’¬ 25 πŸ“Œ 26
Preview
Book Wars Pod Book Wars Pod explores the Star Wars universe through the franchise’s non-screen media: the canon novels, comics, and video games. Expect analysis on how these stories add to the movies we kn…

WE ARE SO BACK!

After a hiatus (and a cast change!) we're back with three new episodes in the past three weeks! Download but don't listen wherever you get your podcasts, or at bookwarspod.com!

24.06.2025 23:17 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

J and I walked to the gym earlier and I complained the whole time, mostly because I was lured away from DC with promises of β€œit’s not humid in the summer here”

10.07.2025 03:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Tweet from the Durham Bulls that reads "Y'all means all. #PrideNight"

Tweet from the Durham Bulls that reads "Y'all means all. #PrideNight"

Tweet from a user saying "Please delete," and Durham Bulls responding "No."

Tweet from a user saying "Please delete," and Durham Bulls responding "No."

Tweet from a user saying, "Actually, no it does not! Stop dividing people." with a response from the Durham Bulls saying, "Inclusion's actually the exact opposite of division"

Tweet from a user saying, "Actually, no it does not! Stop dividing people." with a response from the Durham Bulls saying, "Inclusion's actually the exact opposite of division"

Tweet from someone saying "Maybe don't promote gay sex to children?" with the Durham Bulls responding, "Okay, sexyman159861581242902587231848675309"

Tweet from someone saying "Maybe don't promote gay sex to children?" with the Durham Bulls responding, "Okay, sexyman159861581242902587231848675309"

11/10 social media work by the Durham Bulls

26.06.2025 19:04 πŸ‘ 20248 πŸ” 3480 πŸ’¬ 182 πŸ“Œ 295
Riley Gaines: New York City is so screwed.

evan loves worf: Did Zohran Mamdani also beat you at swimming?

Riley Gaines: New York City is so screwed. evan loves worf: Did Zohran Mamdani also beat you at swimming?

25.06.2025 21:43 πŸ‘ 10122 πŸ” 1546 πŸ’¬ 100 πŸ“Œ 89

Always loved the people who are like, "But my ancestors came here the legal way!" and by that they mean they arrived via ratship to an island, a man asked them their name, they were like, "Uh, Jeff... Smith?" another guy said "sure?" and then they became permanent residents of the United States.

25.06.2025 17:56 πŸ‘ 12085 πŸ” 2485 πŸ’¬ 256 πŸ“Œ 159
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If you’ve got a badge and a gun but think your actions are shameful enough to need a mask, you should quit.

20.06.2025 21:49 πŸ‘ 25782 πŸ” 5738 πŸ’¬ 1346 πŸ“Œ 437

"i asked chatgpt" yeah well i went to the doctor, i went to the mountains, i looked to the children, i drank from the fountains there's more than one answer to these questions pointing me in a crooked line and the less I seek my source for some definitive closer I am to fine

21.06.2025 00:55 πŸ‘ 5286 πŸ” 1200 πŸ’¬ 27 πŸ“Œ 155
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The only reason Republicans have a reputation as "fiscal hawks" is that the press refuses to tell the public basic facts about what they do when they are in office.

19.06.2025 13:50 πŸ‘ 8346 πŸ” 2549 πŸ’¬ 163 πŸ“Œ 107

Main character energy is OUT, this summer we’re bringing NPC energy. We’re posted up at the bar dropping lore and suggesting side quests. We’re leaning casually near a locked door and saying β€œI don’t think you have the key for that” when someone tries the handle. We’re staring at a tree.

29.05.2025 18:25 πŸ‘ 10350 πŸ” 3429 πŸ’¬ 21 πŸ“Œ 361

whenever I’m in Berkeley I make sure to hit up Jupiter for pizza and fieldwork for beer if you’re into that sort of thing. Jupiter is on the main drag, fieldwork is a little ways away but worth the trek

28.05.2025 02:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Laura Loomer tweet: WOKE MARXIST POPE

Laura Loomer tweet: WOKE MARXIST POPE

I'M GONNA KEEP ON DANCIN AT THE

08.05.2025 19:43 πŸ‘ 2856 πŸ” 599 πŸ’¬ 35 πŸ“Œ 33

latin mass with malΓΆrt instead of wine

08.05.2025 17:21 πŸ‘ 29 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1

"Chicago Pope" is like a 1994 SNL sketch. Airs at 12:20am, the only gag is that Chris Farley has a mustache and is doing a big accent. David Spade and the guest host (Joe Mantegna) keep breaking during it.

08.05.2025 17:20 πŸ‘ 7949 πŸ” 1297 πŸ’¬ 139 πŸ“Œ 53
Pedro Pascal Blasts J.K. Rowling as a 'Heinous Loser' for Her Anti-Trans Views, Backs Harry Potter Boycott

Pedro Pascal Blasts J.K. Rowling as a 'Heinous Loser' for Her Anti-Trans Views, Backs Harry Potter Boycott

he’s right and he’s right to say it

24.04.2025 17:39 πŸ‘ 36068 πŸ” 7546 πŸ’¬ 258 πŸ“Œ 530

they very much did kill Jesus

19.04.2025 01:42 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

when are we going to talk about the extremely sapphic undertones in the pitt asking for a friend

19.04.2025 00:25 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Ovi breaks Gretzky’s record

Ovi breaks Gretzky’s record

Alexander the Great and the Fates, by Bernardino Mei, 1667, πŸ“Έ by Sarah Stier

06.04.2025 18:12 πŸ‘ 5787 πŸ” 808 πŸ’¬ 68 πŸ“Œ 34

ah yes my favorite season, yelling β€œwhat’s a billiken” at my television

14.03.2025 18:46 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Untitled, by Joan Mitchell, 1992, πŸ“Έ via @dimfilipovic.bsky.social

23.02.2025 02:29 πŸ‘ 5709 πŸ” 636 πŸ’¬ 51 πŸ“Œ 37

Exactly why I've been writing, podcasting, and damn near screaming about using the right language.

The mainstream media is failing us SO badly right now.

Stop. Calling. This. Shit. DEI.

This is (re)segregation. This is racial purging. Cleansing Black people from positions of power.

22.02.2025 23:52 πŸ‘ 4061 πŸ” 1458 πŸ’¬ 55 πŸ“Œ 39

(you should be able to kick the puck into the net)

22.02.2025 20:31 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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hello cis friends
this is what people mean by trans genocide

if a type of person does not officially exist, then any harm against them cannot be measured or reported

this headline change isn't even being caused by an executive order

it's simply the NYT editors deciding we don't deserve to exist

18.02.2025 17:00 πŸ‘ 15562 πŸ” 7044 πŸ’¬ 150 πŸ“Œ 232

there’s nothing people in Portland love more than driving around in the rain without their lights on

16.02.2025 23:48 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Aleksander III receiving rural district elders in the yard of Petrovsky Palace in Moscow, by Ilya Repin, 1885-86

10.02.2025 01:46 πŸ‘ 6515 πŸ” 1101 πŸ’¬ 31 πŸ“Œ 32

So now that Trump has banned trans people from participating in sports and trans teens from getting transition-related care, all of the "but we just have some concerns" people will surely come out strong in opposition to additional attacks on trans rights, yes? No? Ah well, nevertheless.

05.02.2025 23:32 πŸ‘ 5348 πŸ” 821 πŸ’¬ 45 πŸ“Œ 17