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Baseball podcast guy and lawyer. MST3K, Rifftrax, MBMBaM, Dropout, and general foolishness enthusiast. Madeline Kahn fanboy. He/him

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State Department Bypasses Congress to Send Israel More Than 20,000 Bombs

Unconscionable.

Congress needs to aggressively reassert its authority. Stop this illegal war from becoming even more deadly. Now we know it was likely a U.S. bomb that caused mass casualties at the girls' school in Iran.

No more of our taxpayer dollars funding this savagery.

07.03.2026 20:08 πŸ‘ 431 πŸ” 121 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 6

This is like when conservatives respond to Epstein stuff with β€œoh so it’s illegal to have friends now?”

07.03.2026 16:28 πŸ‘ 1410 πŸ” 160 πŸ’¬ 29 πŸ“Œ 0
24.10.2025 17:11 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Every time he opens his mouth it’s like β€œI’m criming so goddamn many war crimes I almost can’t handle it! I say war, you say crimes! War!”

07.03.2026 01:35 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

He's yelling at the dumbass Fox News guy. Definitely starting to feel the heat. Will it matter? Who knows, but he's not comfy right now and that makes me feel good.

06.03.2026 23:11 πŸ‘ 6078 πŸ” 871 πŸ’¬ 192 πŸ“Œ 19
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People Are Calling Meta Ray-Bans "Pervert Glasses" On Bluesky, users quickly embraced the term "pervert glasses" to refer to Meta's Ray Ban smart glasses, following a shocking investigation.

Make it stick.

06.03.2026 18:25 πŸ‘ 9918 πŸ” 2835 πŸ’¬ 172 πŸ“Œ 339

Nick Swisher Field πŸ‘΄

06.03.2026 22:05 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The Trump Administration can’t even impose its will on Minneapolis when the full force of the federal government was focused on it, but surely they will be able to pacify and remake Iran, a nation of 90 million people halfway around the world.

06.03.2026 15:05 πŸ‘ 1119 πŸ” 253 πŸ’¬ 23 πŸ“Œ 6

I think they might have better luck spending two thousand dollars holding a press conference where they detail who made the key decisions to collaborate with the Trump administration, how and when they were fired, and explaining what would stop that from happening again.

06.03.2026 13:16 πŸ‘ 7627 πŸ” 1633 πŸ’¬ 208 πŸ“Œ 52

Join my new predictive market platform Douchero to place a wager on which one of these guys gets caught with CSAM first.

06.03.2026 10:18 πŸ‘ 1011 πŸ” 174 πŸ’¬ 21 πŸ“Œ 1

I too remember the earlier, woke wars. tons of spent microaggression munitions strewn about everywhere, friends crying out for God as they were slowly cancelled...look, if you weren't there, you'll never understand

06.03.2026 12:43 πŸ‘ 2974 πŸ” 441 πŸ’¬ 115 πŸ“Œ 45

An under-discussed potential outcome of our being ruled by all the dumbest people alive is that they all just Darwin Awards themselves

06.03.2026 04:20 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
A Reductress post features a photo of Kristi Noem with the headline, β€œKristi Noem Put Down for Being Too Hard to Train”

A Reductress post features a photo of Kristi Noem with the headline, β€œKristi Noem Put Down for Being Too Hard to Train”

Screaming

05.03.2026 22:00 πŸ‘ 16477 πŸ” 3349 πŸ’¬ 256 πŸ“Œ 173

flames, side of face etc

05.03.2026 23:56 πŸ‘ 715 πŸ” 62 πŸ’¬ 17 πŸ“Œ 0
Kristi Noem's "Open to Work" LinkedIn Profile

Kristi Noem's "Open to Work" LinkedIn Profile

05.03.2026 18:54 πŸ‘ 7219 πŸ” 1134 πŸ’¬ 126 πŸ“Œ 125

It’s not an exaggeration because there has to be some base truth you’re exaggerating, whereas this is simply nothing.

I’m on side β€œnot the Nazi tattoo guy who keeps doing Nazi shit”

04.03.2026 19:55 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Jesse Singal: β€œI don’t understand why all these experts with degrees keep disagreeing with me. So demoralizing. What could the explanation be??”

04.03.2026 17:14 πŸ‘ 8533 πŸ” 1546 πŸ’¬ 149 πŸ“Œ 52

Spain's leader with a message that should be adopted by every top Democrat

04.03.2026 12:44 πŸ‘ 5132 πŸ” 1546 πŸ’¬ 75 πŸ“Œ 42

Lyft driver drove a Tesla and wanted to talk international politics
Not to be overly dramatic but that was the most uncomfortable 12 minutes of my life

04.03.2026 14:16 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

the kind of thing that gets played at a war crimes trial

04.03.2026 13:47 πŸ‘ 5459 πŸ” 1104 πŸ’¬ 210 πŸ“Œ 42

I look forward to finding out whether Rep. Teixeira is (a) boring and useless or (b) vocally disgusting and evil and useless

04.03.2026 05:29 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

So glad Trump talked Mamdani down off of his β€œreunite with the British” platform [Selena Meyer β€œhaha what the fuck” dot gif]

04.03.2026 01:37 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

When we talk about Baby Boomers not getting off the stage: In 1997, the US president was born in 1946.

In 2007, the US president was born in 1946.

In 2017, the US president was born in 1946.

And next year in 2027? The US president will have been born in 1946.

03.03.2026 20:10 πŸ‘ 10719 πŸ” 3253 πŸ’¬ 198 πŸ“Œ 245

One of Them can’t be named β€œCaroline Sunshine.” I simply will not make room for that in my brain

03.03.2026 17:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

These libs let their kids wear masks on Halloween but don’t want government thugs to wear them while shooting nurses in the back. Hypocrisy much?

03.03.2026 17:45 πŸ‘ 17 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If they want me back they have to go fully Woke 2, sorry. Whole hog. I gotta be able to get an abortion there

03.03.2026 16:14 πŸ‘ 12217 πŸ” 2444 πŸ’¬ 159 πŸ“Œ 70

fuck, I’m sorry, I can’t compete with this

03.03.2026 13:29 πŸ‘ 17658 πŸ” 4053 πŸ’¬ 53 πŸ“Œ 833

If anyone could literally kick cancer’s ass.

03.03.2026 01:00 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

<bold> Is the US at war with Iran? </bold>
hey look over there, here are some bullet points that don't address that at all

03.03.2026 02:41 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
@JoyceCarolOates
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speaking as glibly as Beavis & Butthead. does T***p even grasp the profound significance of what he has set in motion in the Middle East? this person whose most essential self is riding in a golf cart fatly, cheating at the profoundly insignificant game of leisure golf when he assumes no one is looking.

@JoyceCarolOates X.com speaking as glibly as Beavis & Butthead. does T***p even grasp the profound significance of what he has set in motion in the Middle East? this person whose most essential self is riding in a golf cart fatly, cheating at the profoundly insignificant game of leisure golf when he assumes no one is looking.

if β€œfor sale, baby shoes, never worn” are the saddest six words, then β€œriding in a golf cart fatly” is the opposite of that

03.03.2026 01:29 πŸ‘ 884 πŸ” 130 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 9