Family History Consultant

So, who would get to lock my grandparents’ profiles? Me or my boneheaded cousin?

I feel like Schoolhouse Rock didn’t properly prepare me for all this.

I was a temple worker and couldn’t have a beard. Got called as Bishop and now I can have one.

But this time, traders will use AI to structure a new breed of mortgage derivatives. What could possibly go wrong?

Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.

That’s the symbol for “close up shop and leave work early”.

Technically, I think all of those words are in the scriptures so you get a pass.

I heard that quote at a genealogy conference 11 years ago and I think about it all the time.

Don’t get me started. “it only takes three generations to lose a piece of oral family history. … It must be purposely and accurately repeated over and over again through the generations to be preserved for a genealogist today.”

I’ve done that the past few years no problem, but this time it really knocked me out.

5th grade in the early 80’s. I have no doubt that if I ever find myself in an empty barn and the music starts playing, I could do the Virginia Reel in a heartbeat.

One of the first cassettes I bought with my own money was the Miami Vice soundtrack, so I’m going to say You Belong to the City by Glenn Fry.

After 29 years as a SAHM, my wife went back to college, got her teaching degree and today is her first day as a 3rd grade teacher. Nobody here knows me or her, but I just want to announce to the world how incredibly proud of her I am.

Tiberius

Consultant on interest rate risk management for banks with large exposure to the US mortgage market.

It’s only corruption if it comes from the Corruption region of France, otherwise it’s just sparkling disregard for the Emoluments Clause.

I’m going to have to disagree here. There’s no such thing as too many Cadbury eggs.

“It’s over Anakin, I have the high ground!”

Pretty soon you’ll be saying similar things to your son. As in, “We don’t take our pants off at a restaurant. Come on due. We practiced this”. Fun times.

My kids asked me if this was going to impact my retirement plans. I told them of course not, I was never going to be able to retire anyway.

On the 46th floor in the Loop, there isn’t much. But it’s enough that I don’t want to go out and grab some lunch.

Why does it have to be one or the other? Why can’t I see Elder Kearon do a Flying Body Press from the top ropes?

I don’t know which side of me is more bothered by this - my Mormon side or my data analyst side.

That’s the first problem?

I forgot that was today, guess I’m not going to bed on time tonight.

I’ve got a 554 day streak in Norwegian. I think doing more than one language at a time would hurt my brain.