@johnmaddening
Voice of F1rst Wrestling and various other detritus. Movies, traveling, board games, bicycling, Star Wars & 007. Owns more Lego than most children. 🌎: Saint Paul, Minnesota. https://linktr.ee/johnmaddening
Two boxes of Girl Scout cookies — Caramel deLites and the new Exploremores — sit on top of my merch bin
The good thing about putting on all-ages wrestling shows is sometimes there are Girl Scouts selling cookies.
If only LBJ had this kind of genius four dimensional thinking, we could have been out of Vietnam two weeks after the Gulf of Tonkin.
the energy, the power exhibited, on this move is aspirational
I hate Tik Tok speak.
I have agents, editors and proofreaders! I do digital contracts! I make ebooks!
Sometimes I legitimately have to talk about PDF files!
Icelandic “SS” mustard
This is the stuff. I’m having @sithlet.bsky.social bring me some home from Iceland.
Spicy mayo
Parmesan cheese (the sprinkly kind)
Poster for HOW TO MAKE A KILLING
Caught HOW TO MAKE A KILLING last night. Fun flick made exponentially better by Glen Powell’s genuine likability.
In fact, can Powell just take all the roles Chris Pratt is playing now? Can we edit him in as Starlord in the MCU? Re-record his voice for Emmet in THE LEGO MOVIE?
Damn, it’s like a reverse show!
I likely can!
🚨 T O N I G H T 🚨
Your pals at @f1rstwrestling.bsky.social put on an ALL-AGES SHOW at St Anthony Village High School!
Tickets are TEN BUCKS and even CHEAPER FOR KIDS!
🎟️: gofan.co/event/603172...
Shake hands and agree to disagree.
This is a real video from the official White House account on a war that is currently killing people. I don’t know how the US is going to come back from this.
The post was “JUSTICE THE AMERICAN WAY. 🇺🇸 🔥”
A glowing comment from a paid subscriber with me asking them “Are you on drugs”. I think the lack of punctuation makes it funnier, but that’s up to you to decide.
Moment of silence for Kristi Noem’s career
My Close Personal Friend™️ Dan and me, just hanging out like friends do.
He’s only 5’10”! I’m 6’1”!
OH COME ON NOW
A Lego version of the Land Rover Defender Pickup from the pre-credit sequence in SKYFALL, along with minifigures of James Bond carrying his Walther PPK and Eve Moneypenny armed with her K23B Tactical rifle.
Got my custom Lego Land Rov…er, “British Intelligence Field Truck” along with great 007 and Moneypenny minifigures from the good folks at Brickmania!
What, do we like evil dumdum more than evil evil?
There’s only one real answer.
40 states have a higher improper payment rate than Minnesota.
WY is 5 times higher
SC 4 times
KY is 3.5 times
TX is 3 times.
THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH FRAUD. IT HAS TO DO WITH REPUBLICANS (including the mngop) HATING MINNESOTA FOR BEING BLUE! minnesotareformer.com/2026/03/04/u...
It’s nice to see sluts receiving the recognition they deserve, especially in Norway.
A Lego version of the Land Rover Defender Pickup from the pre-credit sequence in SKYFALL, along with minifigures of James Bond carrying his Walther PPK and Eve Moneypenny armed with her K23B Tactical rifle.
Got my custom Lego Land Rov…er, “British Intelligence Field Truck” along with great 007 and Moneypenny minifigures from the good folks at Brickmania!
Please visit us in the middle of the country too. There are people here who need your wisdom, they still don't believe that Dracula can get wet.
Huh, my car radio has an HD option! First time I’ve found it, wish I’d known earlier today!
Ah, I was driving and using my car radio. I assumed they meant “radio” when they used “radio” on the graphic :D
I co-starred, and comedy-sexy-danced with, Lizzo in the unreleased* video for her song “En Love” from her album “Big GRRRL Small World”.
* it was unreleased because she was signed to a major label immediately after its filming and, as far as I know, never finished.
I’m really confused — I’ve tuned in a number of times today and haven’t heard any new wave. Right now it’s Bruno Mars?
War is hell, but there is a special eternal hell reserved for people who would double tap a girls’ school, and it is our job to have scrupulously fair trials and then usher the people responsible for it there
