enby demon next door

I haaaate when somebody is like “where’s mine????” when I bring food from home to work. Like fuck offffff you’re not funny

THE GREEN LIGHT FLASHES. THE FLAGS GO UP.

I’m so happy but so afraid of who they’ll put in place of her

Good, fast, or cheap, pick zero.

reluctantly crouched at the starting line

I love leaving early, I love not working (in the tune of Bender’s “I love stealing, I love taking things”)

love me or leave

come on, make it easy. say i never mattered.

you are ADORABLE

Ey, tití me preguntó si tengo mucha' novia

legos

flower legos flower legos flower legos

nobody is coming to save us. we are going to have to do it ourselves.

if you still play games that you know have genAi coz it’s fun or cute, you’re part of the problem. you can find other games.

support an indie dev. take a walk outside, coz if you keep this shit up we won’t have it. fuck sake.

have some fucking morals and uninstall.

i don’t want impeachment, i want (redacted)

way too many people in this world lack the ability to admit they fucked up

"just apply for medicaid!" "just call their hotline!" just shoot me in the face

@mcbutcheon.bsky.social this is my first impression of you and I love it so incredibly much I have zero words

hey unfriendly PSA: unfuckingfollow me if you use ChatGPT I’m so fucking serious

maybe I’m too busy being yours to fall for somebody new (hozier’s version)

🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻

hey how about them Epstein files huh

life is short, get the ring

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Liking posts and interacting with people who don’t follow me back

just in case you need to hear this today

and telling men to shut the fuck up

I was born in the right generation bc I love audiobooks, podcasts, and cute cozy video games

Earlier today a police officer asked me for my name, and I told him I’m sorry but I’m seeing someone at the moment

I am so pumped for the stardew updates holy shit

I think one of the biggest lies portrayed by the media (and misogyny) is that men become better as they age and women become less desirable