Reform UK have split themselves into two ideologically opposed factions - the racist fuckwits and the thick racist twats.
08.03.2025 07:57
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Reform UK have split themselves into two ideologically opposed factions - the racist fuckwits and the thick racist twats.
David Niven as Cupid. Photographed IN MID AIR over a swimming pool - shorts, ridiculous hat and very little else, holding a bow and arrow and sporting the cheesiest of grins.
David Niven's birthday, is it? Time once more for The Greatest Picture Ever Taken, then.
Two stages of writing:
1) This shouldn't take too long
2) Oh no
Ah. Oh dear. Now - about that. Take a seat Mr Iannucci...
The BBC appears to be taking its MasterChef PR strategy to new extremes
Our neighbour is teaching her four year old daughter Spanish, but is struggling to get her to learn the word for please.
That's poor for four.
"I said what I said. The matter is closed"
The VBP daily desk calendar. Today says “spending most of your life hoping emails find people well”
Hope you’ve got your Very British Problems 2025 calendars! Currently on a buy 1 get 1 half price offer.
ww.calendarclub.co.uk/collections/very-british-problems/
Pretty pleased with my first week as Gregg Wallace's PR advisor.
They look like they're waiting for Dracula to show up later.
This is going to upset just about everyone but...at their best, Chris Difford and Glenn Tilbrook are as good a song writing team as Lennon and McCartney.
There. I've said it.
<runs to bunker>
Calligraphy is important.
"I am smiling. Take the fucking picture"
Fly Fishing by J R Hartley
No matter how bad my day, I keep my perspective by realising that someone, somewhere has to wash Donald Trump's underwear.
A little Focker
Went into a Scottish bakers today and asked 'Is that a custard or a meringue?'
He said 'No, you're right. It's a custard'.
#hereallweek
"So if I'm reading this right, there must be a new cardboard box in the house"
On this day in 2009 Depeche Mode played live at Palau St Jordi, Barcelona in Spain
#depechemode #touroftheuniverse #wrong
Nigel farage in barbour jacket at farmers protest
You have to admire Nigel Farage - who else would have the nerve to pretend to be the defender of farmers, after selling their whole industry down the river with his Brexit shitshow.
Also: 'Just checking you got my last email?' = 'Why the hell haven't you replied?'
February.
I see Robert Kennedy's campaign to make America healthy again by ridding it of the poison of fast food is off to a good start...
Also, how cold must that food be and why do they have cutlery on their trays?
Breakfast.
Oh yes.
Hi all. If you're into health/books/writing/dogs/fitness/wine and all general nonsense type stuff, swing by and follow! Good to be here.
Well hello everyone. Over from the dark side.
Stop by some time.