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An erotic illustration of a naked muscular jock on his knees, hands ties behind his back, ball gag in his mouth, he is wearing a chastity cage, his balls are absolutely massive. Next to him a rubber puppy is gently pressing down on the balls causing a squirt of cum to come out of the jocks cage. The puppy says "You've not cum for three days... how are they this full!?".

Locking up your goon slut of a boyfriend for even a short amount of times is likely to result in some 'minor' swelling of their nuts.
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Ive now had several friends who all know Im working like non-stop and was super hype for Pokopia just straight up tell me a ton of shit that happens in it like...thanks guys.

A digital illustration of Skeletor as depicted in the 80s He-Man cartoon. For those unfamiliar he is a a blue man with a fantasy bodybuilder physique. He wears a cross-body harness with some little bones at the center and a matching purple hood that frames hood face which is somehow just a yellow skull. Here he is seen yelling up to the sky and shaking his little blue fists at the heavens. Cutting him off at mid-abs is some gleaming 3D lettering in the style of the Masters of the Universe logo that reads ‘Maybe it will happen today’.

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I didnt think it was gonna be so popular also lol

[GOO MADS USED RIZZ]
[it wasn't...it wasn't very effective...]

We only got 5 copies in at the Target I work at and like 3 copies if RE9 and I keep feeling bad telling people like
"Yeah sorry it sold out in like an hour."
I don't like the cover art and that its a keycard so I just downloaded it lol

Love how social media has just now become a constant reminder you cant do anything and the world sucks.
Like it really doesn't help my mental health which has lately been teetering on
"Everything sucks kill yourself no one would care."

Happy electric feel Friday!

This was hard for me -:y

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Me: AW CUTE
*reads the rest of the tf post*
Me: OH.

BLUESKY EMPLOYEE: I hope our ugly users are hit by a high speed train.

BLUESKY POSTER: Sir, I run a food bank for coma orphans! Why would you say such a thing?

BLUESKY EMPLOYEE: I hope all the endangered animals on earth die. I hope the sky is choked with black smoke forever.

BREAKING: Iranian artists TRICKED US-Israeli joint forces with "paintings on the ground." Experts believe that the recently contracted OpenAl-driven weapon technologies have "wasted millions of dollars" worth of missiles.

Art really scored one against AI here.

About time I finished that fanart sketch for @orangelionduke.bsky.social 🍊

What team are you guys btw?

When I write smut its gonna be hot like
"He preformed the Whoopty-Dooper-Loopty-Looper-Alley-Ooper bounce, on Kam's cock. It was splended and Kam shouted about how he was going to release his goo."

Nancy 3/4/26 💅

Commission for @leoner256 and his character Leo, not canonical, but always fun to see how Tito doesn't share.

What a special way to say "we are making a satirical movie full of satire."
Shits so fucking cringe man.

I do a monthly poll on our husbandos on Insta and this is February's Hear-Me-Out winner from your poll!

None other than Chris Redfield ! ☠️
He's such a DILF.

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#hourly #dook https://api.tinyfox.dev/hourly/dook/photo_1871@21-08-2019_04-30-45.jpg

fruit reviews with willem

pear: stinky

red grapes: punch

Doodles of Chikorita messily eating a cup of whip cream.

ordering a pup cup for my chikorita in lumiose

-:y 2

-:y

Well? Are you gonna?