a lot of bandwagon timberwolves fans now that they’re good… unless you know what a hoho mint mocha is and have heard a loon call i suggest you slow down

going down the same street anytime i walk home because i walked by lorde on it once like a dog who found a chicken bone in a bush

i would be sooooo good at filibustering

this is rfk jr.’s fault

i have a headache and i’m feeling sorry for myself so i ordered a milkshake and they delivered a water bottle in a brown paper bag…… i’m losing my mind what did i do to deserve this

just watched the substance and in the end credits they gave a special thank you to the exact brand of french moisturizer i use

i fear i am not earnest enough for this app lmao

hello bluesky