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Vertically challenged - just 3.0m tall! Allegedly invisible to the naked eye Come visit me in South Melbourne Don't be a jerk!

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The replies to the MSB account for the exact same message on the Hellsite are exactly as abusive, unhinged and smooth-brained as you would expect

But I think they have outdone themselves this year

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26.01.2026 05:20 πŸ‘ 52 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 1

This is not my land

It is stolen

This is not a day of celebration

We should all learn our true history, and listen to the voices of the First Nations people who have been here for thousands of years, not just the invaders' of the last 238

Respect and decency must be paramount

25.01.2026 22:19 πŸ‘ 131 πŸ” 35 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 2

Nah, posted it for the simps

Jerks

26.01.2026 08:26 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Zinger reply on the Hellsite in response to all the racist, abusive, unhinged and smooth-brained simpletons

Zinger reply on the Hellsite in response to all the racist, abusive, unhinged and smooth-brained simpletons

This really needs to be pointed out to them, doesn't it...?

26.01.2026 06:41 πŸ‘ 34 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

The replies to the MSB account for the exact same message on the Hellsite are exactly as abusive, unhinged and smooth-brained as you would expect

But I think they have outdone themselves this year

x.com/i/status/201...

26.01.2026 05:20 πŸ‘ 52 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 1

This is not my land

It is stolen

This is not a day of celebration

We should all learn our true history, and listen to the voices of the First Nations people who have been here for thousands of years, not just the invaders' of the last 238

Respect and decency must be paramount

25.01.2026 22:19 πŸ‘ 131 πŸ” 35 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 2
A bus carrying the Australian Political Discourse crashing into a band tshirt, courtesy of the Montague St Bridge

A bus carrying the Australian Political Discourse crashing into a band tshirt, courtesy of the Montague St Bridge

We live in the stupidest of times #auspol

29.10.2025 02:50 πŸ‘ 199 πŸ” 58 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 2
Albo wearing a stupid tshirt with a bus crashing into the Montague St Bridge

Albo wearing a stupid tshirt with a bus crashing into the Montague St Bridge

Let's dance to Joy Division
And celebrate the irony
#auspol

29.10.2025 06:30 πŸ‘ 41 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
A bus carrying the Australian Political Discourse crashing into a band tshirt, courtesy of the Montague St Bridge

A bus carrying the Australian Political Discourse crashing into a band tshirt, courtesy of the Montague St Bridge

We live in the stupidest of times #auspol

29.10.2025 02:50 πŸ‘ 199 πŸ” 58 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 2
Preview
cameronmarkdoyle on Instagram: "Ya can't park that there πŸ’₯🚚 #montaguestreetbridgeView all 154 comments" Ya can't park that there πŸ’₯🚚 #montaguestreetbridge

www.instagram.com/reel/DQFfhhN...

26.10.2025 03:00 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
The aftermath of a Taxibox truck smashing into The Heavyweight Champion Of The World Of All Time In The History Of Ever

The aftermath of a Taxibox truck smashing into The Heavyweight Champion Of The World Of All Time In The History Of Ever

An Uber truck would have undercut this TaxiBox

πŸ“Έ Stolen from the Facebleugh site

15.10.2025 06:43 πŸ‘ 40 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Pffft... amateurs....

I would have ended that jerk!!!!

25.09.2025 11:15 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

🎢🎸
Maybe some day your ship will have pretty lights
Getting hit by the Brooklyn Bridge tonight

Go! Go!
🎸🎢

18.05.2025 02:08 πŸ‘ 37 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

🎢🎸
Maybe some day your ship will have pretty lights
Getting hit by the Brooklyn Bridge tonight

Go! Go!
🎸🎢

18.05.2025 02:08 πŸ‘ 37 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1
Matt Cosplay Caravan displaying his Supreme Idiocy by drawing the thinnest, longest bow between a wind turbine, being carried on a flatbed diesel truck, and clean energy initiatives, crashing into a bridge in Queensland...

Such is the potency of his idiocy, this alt text has lost all grammatical structure!

Matt Cosplay Caravan displaying his Supreme Idiocy by drawing the thinnest, longest bow between a wind turbine, being carried on a flatbed diesel truck, and clean energy initiatives, crashing into a bridge in Queensland... Such is the potency of his idiocy, this alt text has lost all grammatical structure!

Loathe of me to screenshot from The Bad Place, but such is Matt Cosplay Caravan's Supreme Idiocy, it deserves a special place in the Jerk Hall of Fame, along with the jerk who couldn't follow a pilot!

16.05.2025 08:04 πŸ‘ 40 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

SECOND TIME THIS WEEK!!!

STILL UNDEFEATED

STILL THE HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION OF THE WORLD OF ALL TIME IN THE HISTORY OF EVER πŸ’ͺπŸ†

Receipt:
bsky.app/profile/mont...

09.05.2025 04:32 πŸ‘ 101 πŸ” 22 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 2

SECOND TIME THIS WEEK!!!

STILL UNDEFEATED

STILL THE HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION OF THE WORLD OF ALL TIME IN THE HISTORY OF EVER πŸ’ͺπŸ†

Receipt:
bsky.app/profile/mont...

09.05.2025 04:32 πŸ‘ 101 πŸ” 22 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 2
Australian Piano Warehouse truck hitting the Montague Street Bridge

Australian Piano Warehouse truck hitting the Montague Street Bridge

We're all in the mood for a melody!

πŸ“Έ @tpwkelly 🐦

05.05.2025 03:59 πŸ‘ 199 πŸ” 33 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 8
Peter Dutton and Trumpism, depicted as a crashed bus, being crushed by Australian voters, depicted as the Montague Street Bridge

Peter Dutton and Trumpism, depicted as a crashed bus, being crushed by Australian voters, depicted as the Montague Street Bridge

Not in this country!!!

#auspol

03.05.2025 10:30 πŸ‘ 146 πŸ” 51 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 2
Peter Dutton and Trumpism, depicted as a crashed bus, being crushed by Australian voters, depicted as the Montague Street Bridge

Peter Dutton and Trumpism, depicted as a crashed bus, being crushed by Australian voters, depicted as the Montague Street Bridge

Not in this country!!!

#auspol

03.05.2025 10:30 πŸ‘ 146 πŸ” 51 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 2
H Fong, depicted as a bus, being authorised by Yhe Heavyweight Champion Of The World Of All Time In The History Of Ever, the Montague Street Bridge

H Fong, depicted as a bus, being authorised by Yhe Heavyweight Champion Of The World Of All Time In The History Of Ever, the Montague Street Bridge

Make it happen, #auspol

Authorised by The Heavyweight Champion Of The World Of All Time In The History Of Ever, South Melbourne

02.05.2025 21:46 πŸ‘ 54 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
H Fong, depicted as a bus, being authorised by Yhe Heavyweight Champion Of The World Of All Time In The History Of Ever, the Montague Street Bridge

H Fong, depicted as a bus, being authorised by Yhe Heavyweight Champion Of The World Of All Time In The History Of Ever, the Montague Street Bridge

Make it happen, #auspol

Authorised by The Heavyweight Champion Of The World Of All Time In The History Of Ever, South Melbourne

02.05.2025 21:46 πŸ‘ 54 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Kooyong electorate, depicted as a bus, being smashed by the Federal Election, depicted as the Montague Street Bridge

Kooyong electorate, depicted as a bus, being smashed by the Federal Election, depicted as the Montague Street Bridge

May the odds be ever in your favour tomorrow, Kooyong #auspol

02.05.2025 09:11 πŸ‘ 44 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Fair play to the SkyRail bridge here

Managed to make a Liberal lean left

19.04.2025 10:12 πŸ‘ 169 πŸ” 43 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 6
The Matildas, depicted as Yeah The Girls and the Montague St Bridge, destroying radio personality and jerk Marty Sheargold

The Matildas, depicted as Yeah The Girls and the Montague St Bridge, destroying radio personality and jerk Marty Sheargold

Been a while since a good bridge strike was required of an inconsiderate jerk

26.02.2025 07:35 πŸ‘ 162 πŸ” 30 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
The Matildas, depicted as Yeah The Girls and the Montague St Bridge, destroying radio personality and jerk Marty Sheargold

The Matildas, depicted as Yeah The Girls and the Montague St Bridge, destroying radio personality and jerk Marty Sheargold

Been a while since a good bridge strike was required of an inconsiderate jerk

26.02.2025 07:35 πŸ‘ 162 πŸ” 30 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Punch Nazis, stop defending Elon

Punch Nazis, stop defending Elon

Why isn't this happening?!?

23.01.2025 06:48 πŸ‘ 68 πŸ” 13 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
Punch Nazis, stop defending Elon

Punch Nazis, stop defending Elon

Why isn't this happening?!?

23.01.2025 06:48 πŸ‘ 68 πŸ” 13 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
Billionaires crushing and destroying everything, except their own interests

Billionaires crushing and destroying everything, except their own interests

Tax the rich

19.01.2025 07:22 πŸ‘ 50 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 2
The Big Show Glenn Maxwell, depicted as the Montague Street Bridge, destroying the Melbourne Renegades, depicted as a destroyed bus

The Big Show Glenn Maxwell, depicted as the Montague Street Bridge, destroying the Melbourne Renegades, depicted as a destroyed bus

The Big Show
#BBL14

12.01.2025 09:43 πŸ‘ 26 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1