How has Bill Gates not been arrested and questioned yet?

that backside though

luckily, those people get insta banned on here

also worth noting:

🚫🚫🚫 we do NOT fucking body shame in this house 🚫🚫🚫

wait, that’s awesome 😆

now check my feed

hold my beer

🗣️ COCKAEDOODLEDOO 🐓

I LOVE SNOW STRIPPERS

Netflix just used AI to generate a promotional poster for an upcoming series it’s over bros

If someone put a gun to my head and forced me to watch “Melania” I still wouldn’t. I’d rather die

if it were a well-made movie dramatization that doesn’t glaze her and not a shit ass documentary I’d probably consider it.

that’s actually a dream job of mine to have a work from home job editing videos. at least as a side hustle.

it must pay really decently

oh nice they really came in clutch with that

oh, what the hell that’s awesome dude sounds like a nice gig how do you get into that?

what do you do?

I’ll put the pen in your nostril

someone should force their cock down my throat and only let me breathe if it’s hitting a pen

try looking up some promotional posters for adult animated cartoons (Simpsons, Family Guy, Smiling Friends, Rick and Morty, etc.) and assess whether a parent with no prior knowledge would mistake them for children's programming

me to you rn

I’m convinced

literally me

just pretend it has a better caption ok

lol I just realized I probably got blocked in the past because I didn’t have my age in my bio. don’t worry guys I’m 26. my birth year starts with “19”🫡🦖🦕