A van for the company 'Sword Logistics'
At last, someone to transport all my swords.
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A van for the company 'Sword Logistics'
At last, someone to transport all my swords.
And it'll get retangled in the post. A perfect business strategy.
Hell yeah. Recently started a server with friends after not playing for a decade. Lot of new toys to play with.
You can find out Sonic's age by cutting him in half and counting the rings inside.
Font issue, that's an L not an i.
We all ignoring the fact it looks like it has a massive erection?
My next DnD character is cleric Al Error.
Hopefully @matthighton.bsky.social has enough free time to edit Bobby into Stallone's Dredd.
The worst part about being diagnosed with Coeliac is having to learn how to spell it.
me: you boy what day is it today?
boy: nonces shout out of the window day.
me: oof you’ve absolutely done me there.
You got mugs on your face, you big disgrace!
Trolleys have those little seats for a reason people!
I'm an armchair psychiatrist. And my armchair had a really difficult childhood.
Everyone's talking about the hottest new gameshow.
Tinker Tailor Soulja Boy
NEW GAME ALERT!
I made a thing! My new silly little game #Frostholme is out now!
Play an adorable festive horror game, where you're cute little guys - trapped in an endless, wintery forest full of dangers!
With art by Ben Hollands (benhollands.com)
Lookit - misterspidergod.itch.io/frostholme
You can't live your life worried about what others think. You've just got to dance like no one's wanking.
I've decided to start posting all my thoughts to bluesky. I decided this three weeks ago, turns out I don't have any thoughts.
I will strangle a horse
Maybe it's where the barn is
I don't know what a farm is, but my equine bloodlust's strong
I'll search fields, sheds and gorse
For that single toed mammal
I won't strangle a camel, as that would be bad and wrong
In my day, we didn't have fancy sex gadgets like fleshlights. If we were horny, we had to fuck the Big Mouth Billy Bass singing fish.
I only hear "I will strangle a horse" to the tune of "I can show you the world."
Ford Prefect's description of the beginning of the universe while drink in Restaurant at the end of the Universe is perfect writing.
I'm still angry.
Misophonia is a specific horror for him. Plus it's funny.
Have you read @pierrenovellie.bsky.social 's book?
An image of Poochie from The Simpsons playing a electric guitar.
Personally, I think being left wing is pretty radical.
CGI Anne Robinson
Does anyone remember in the early 2000s when BBC2 aired a 90 minute block of comedy on Monday nights and it was hosted by a CGI Anne Robinson. Because that was a thing that definitely happened.
Rotation brings stability. So remember to get a twist going on release.
Red Wings.
Depending on where your computer currently thinks it is, there are whole episodes from multiple countries versions.