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Alan Spencer

@mralanspencer

Creator of the TV series "Sledge Hammer!" and "Bullet in the Face".

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Trust me, Ray.

07.03.2026 07:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

GOP candidate Brandon Herrera proudly showing off his copy of β€œMein Kampf” is being frowned upon and one day people will feel the same way about owning β€œThe Art of the Deal”.

07.03.2026 05:48 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Would you believe... I wouldn't?

07.03.2026 03:35 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Can a man’s mouth be considered a weapon of mass destruction?

07.03.2026 00:52 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The Parallax Corporation must not have a good local talent pool, so hopefully they’ll outsource.

07.03.2026 00:01 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Young people are seeing through him.

06.03.2026 20:33 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

We never truly comprehend how powerful a position is until someone comes along and abuses it.

06.03.2026 19:30 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I tried to think of something positive to say… drew a complete blank.

06.03.2026 19:23 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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β€œA young man who does not have what it takes to perform military service is not likely to have what it takes to make a living.” ~ John F. Kennedy 🍟

06.03.2026 04:03 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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You are correct, sir.

06.03.2026 01:20 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Secretary of Starfleet Security is out.

05.03.2026 19:36 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

One of the most amazing things about this administration is their consistency, always able to find the least qualified, most incompetent person for every position.

05.03.2026 17:46 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Trump is competitive with Obama whose β€œOperation Neptune Spear” cleanly removed Osama bin Laden without a single American casualty, culminating in 44 delivering the ultimate drop the mic speech. Fast forward to Trump’s drop the ballroom speech and β€œOperation Epstein Fury” spiraling out of control.

05.03.2026 16:21 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Googling the word β€œfiasco” and the current war coming up means ownership of this narrative is in question.

05.03.2026 05:39 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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When questioning his war powers, remember this president has served in uniform.

05.03.2026 03:35 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1
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β€œLet’s not go there.”

05.03.2026 00:23 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Trump’s foreign policy is like an improv group, somebody shouts β€œBomb Iran!” and he goes, β€œYes, and… let’s arm the Kurds.”

04.03.2026 21:35 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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The continued prescience and relevance of this show is amazing.

04.03.2026 17:38 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"Please, sir, I want some war." ~ Officer Oliver Twist, Royal Navy

04.03.2026 01:21 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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IYKYK

04.03.2026 01:12 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Before invading Normandy, can’t imagine Eisenhower taking advice from a failed real estate developer who filed for Chapter 11 six times.

03.03.2026 23:32 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Trump assured the nation today the war on Iran won’t last as long as his war on the middle class.

03.03.2026 21:17 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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With a new β€œExorcist” film happening, here’s the perfect upgrade from pea soup.

03.03.2026 04:20 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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"What a difference a weekend makes.”

02.03.2026 23:34 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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The fog of war.

02.03.2026 19:19 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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His most inspiring performance few have seen.

02.03.2026 17:22 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You watch the YouTube documentary from Hat's Off?

02.03.2026 01:27 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The White House confirmed this president would β€œnever give orders to intentionally place American lives in danger” except, you know, January 6th.

02.03.2026 01:21 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Kuwait me when it's over.

02.03.2026 01:12 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The saying β€œthe only thing that stops a bad guy with a turban is a bad guy without a turban” isn’t landing.

02.03.2026 00:51 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0