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Samiya Bashir

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πŸ‰ Neutron Muppet πŸ‰ || poemmaker | fieldtheorist | artistnshit | professora | CrEATive cOAcH | hypewoman | performer | magicwand | humancat || linktr.ee/scryptkeeper samiyabashir.com Literary Agents: aragi.net Booking Agents: @shipmanagency.bsky.social

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β€œThey have been given notes on their roles, and the director wants them to sound tough, even when their words reveal that they’re terrified of things like cities and trans people and the Spanish language.”

07.03.2026 12:55 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I just … I always, like always, WANT these to be delicious but … they never … are 😒

06.03.2026 04:09 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Y know…i *do* remember that I once held knowledge of this fact.

I am unsure how I feel about holding it (the knowledge, not the Dolphin-stick) yet again … πŸ€”

04.03.2026 16:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Boplicity or Jimmy Throws a Houseparty for Huey Newton & Everybody Shows Up with Their Instrument Instead inertia’s at the front door lobbying for a way into the funk / but packed the wrong

"american chaos."

Yooooo ... poet Daniel B. Summerville did the damned thing with this morning's #poem-a-day
poets.org/poem/boplici...

04.03.2026 14:13 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Diabolical!!

04.03.2026 12:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

What is wrong with them?!!!! 😬😭😭😭

04.03.2026 11:58 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Since July, more than a dozen pregnant children have been moved to a single facility in the small town of San Benito, along the south Texas border. The children kept in Texas are as young as 13, and about half are pregnant because of rape, according to a joint investigation by the Texas Newsroom and the California Newsroom. In Texas, abortion is banned in nearly all circumstances, including rape and incest.

Since July, more than a dozen pregnant children have been moved to a single facility in the small town of San Benito, along the south Texas border. The children kept in Texas are as young as 13, and about half are pregnant because of rape, according to a joint investigation by the Texas Newsroom and the California Newsroom. In Texas, abortion is banned in nearly all circumstances, including rape and incest.

the phrase β€œmore than a dozen pregnant children” ringing in my ears www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

04.03.2026 00:09 πŸ‘ 1895 πŸ” 824 πŸ’¬ 44 πŸ“Œ 86
The moon going from full moon to a red moon and starting to go back to a normal full moon, then my camera battery door fell off.

The moon going from full moon to a red moon and starting to go back to a normal full moon, then my camera battery door fell off.

Here's my first edit on the March 3rd Lunar Eclipse. 15 moon shots, 1 foreground. Taken over a 3 hourish period.

04.03.2026 04:22 πŸ‘ 8789 πŸ” 1862 πŸ’¬ 143 πŸ“Œ 71
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a man is dancing in front of a yellow car while another man watches . ALT: a man is dancing in front of a yellow car while another man watches .

They are so … stuuuuuupid ugh.

04.03.2026 00:06 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

And yet … watch the Dems eff it up with the royalty of a Prince Andrew in 5…4…3…2…

…the most gift-horse-mouth-lookin mofos I ever did see πŸ™‚β€β†”οΈ

03.03.2026 16:06 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh gawd β€” this’ll date me but we all know I’m as GenX (non-parent to y’all or anyone mkay) coded as they come β€” so check it:

ALIEN!

Me & my sister were TINY & down w/ chickenpox & MiserableAF so Mom thought popping up some corn & heading to the drive-in was a good idea.

I AM STILL TRAUMATIZED!!

03.03.2026 16:03 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Well …

03.03.2026 16:01 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Back in Roma I *had* to make my signature Ragù with non-toxic local ingrediente 🀌🏾🀌🏾🀌🏾

03.03.2026 15:55 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Like if it was revealed that Sam Altman is just a resurrected Clippy in a human skin suit. Be honest. Most of us would be like "hmm...that tracks"

03.03.2026 11:56 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

Animal.
Although … πŸ€”
I’d watch it.

03.03.2026 11:14 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Jayme Lawson from Sinners hit the nail on the head and said how I felt with the whole BAFTAs situation.

01.03.2026 05:23 πŸ‘ 8607 πŸ” 2934 πŸ’¬ 118 πŸ“Œ 363
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Ugh … dissss bish-ass owl

01.03.2026 01:39 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Still AND Again

28.02.2026 19:06 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Not AmericANS (except: you know who you are)

28.02.2026 19:05 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Me RN:

Hey, America: I hate you like I’m young.

28.02.2026 19:04 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

β€œHow many of these gentle people have I helped to kill just by paying my taxes?" June Jordan, 1984

28.02.2026 14:21 πŸ‘ 2340 πŸ” 910 πŸ’¬ 14 πŸ“Œ 8
Congress prepares for war powers resolution vote to block U.S. strikes on Iran
By β€” Associated Press
Politics Feb 27, 2026 4:57 PM EST
House Democratic Leader Hakeem Jeffries said Friday a bipartisan coalition is working to force a vote as soon as next week on a war powers resolution that would attempt to prevent any U.S. action against Iran without approval from Congress.

Congress prepares for war powers resolution vote to block U.S. strikes on Iran By β€” Associated Press Politics Feb 27, 2026 4:57 PM EST House Democratic Leader Hakeem Jeffries said Friday a bipartisan coalition is working to force a vote as soon as next week on a war powers resolution that would attempt to prevent any U.S. action against Iran without approval from Congress.

i hope the bipartisan vote next week goes well

28.02.2026 10:21 πŸ‘ 216 πŸ” 44 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 2
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Brooklyn Public Library ends passport services after State Department order β€’ Brooklyn Paper Last fall, the U.S. Department of State sent cease-and-desist letters to hundreds of nonprofit libraries across the country, telling them they were no longer

So right when the regime is pushing to require ID like passports to be able to vote, they're limiting the places where you can get passports.

www.brooklynpaper.com/brooklyn-pub...

28.02.2026 03:31 πŸ‘ 387 πŸ” 176 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 5

I cried a lor bit

26.02.2026 00:48 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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a person 's feet are sticking out of an open doorway ALT: a person 's feet are sticking out of an open doorway

I SAID IT WASN’T ME!

25.02.2026 04:50 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

At all.

I have a friend who is super suave with it and well … if she goes missing some sleepover morning it wasn’t me.

25.02.2026 04:48 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I’ve accepted the chaos.

(Also: I have yet to conquer/overcome said chaos)

25.02.2026 04:44 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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So like … I’ve reached an important moment of reckoning.

Hear me nah!

A 7+ hour flight, without a flat bed, at this point in my life, is elder abuse. And I think it’s time to fight.

WHO’S WITH ME?!?

25.02.2026 04:13 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh ABSOLUTELY I do …
#scorpiotho #iykyk If you don’t oh well mind ya biz Β―\_(ツ)_/Β―

25.02.2026 04:08 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Letz go even bigger and better,,, ALL Female US Olympians and Paralympian medalists are invited out to celebrate in Viva Las Vegas for the SHE GOT GAME Weekend ,,,

Hit a guy up and LETZ GOOO

25.02.2026 01:58 πŸ‘ 26757 πŸ” 4850 πŸ’¬ 728 πŸ“Œ 696