My misery continues. I got sick with a cough. Slept almost all afternoon after work, breaking for dinner. Been up since midnight. Now I cannot sleep because I keep fucking coughing. It’s almost 4AM! I get up for work in 2 hours!!!
Offered to drive a friend to the airport in the morning but forgot it was daylight savings. So I went to bed at 9pm. Woke up at 3:30am (basically 2:30) drove at 4:15. Took a nap from 4p-8p. Was going to bed at midnight. Work issue came up. Fixed it. It’s 1AM.
My sleep schedule is so fucked 😵💫
I'm giving up using turn signals for lent
Who want me
but in a platonic way
When you give your cat the ability to speak but you take it away because he’s annoying (spamming buttons at 4 AM)
I wonder how much money was swiped from people last night with sports betting
Hey so if I could stop waking up at 4:40 that would be great
Well I haven’t tweeted about you sir, this is bluesky
Bullying my coworker who accidentally outed me into bringing me food to make up for it
Thinking about this sweater I left behind in the thrift store….
How I feel going to the store to restock my husband and my snacks as two sweet tooths
Trying to develop a Metamucil habit is so hard when you’re not a chugger
Feeling like I’m cosplaying myself but ten years younger because I need to wear clothes I don’t care about for my job right now and coincidentally it’s what I wore back in college lol
Loneliness epidemic?? Couldn’t be me!!!! #ilovemyfriends
4 ciders deep and I love my friends
Last call
#pixelart
One of the best to ever do it
Husband got me @waneella.bsky.social ‘s Decade book for Christmas and it’s so gorgeous I can’t stop flipping through it 💕
I cannot wait to go home and open the plethora of packages waiting for meeeee
in 2026 we are NOT hustling, we are NOT grinding, we are doing just enough Job to have money for Video Game
Annoys me when men are surprised women use more toilet paper than them. Literally just think for two seconds
New profile pic! 🌅 #pixelart #pixelartist
Kids, if you’re ever worried about peer pressure, just remember this: my coworker didn’t want to come to the holiday party and I guilt tripped him into coming. Then he won the grand prize. So the moral of the story is: always listen to peer pressure when a prize is involved
At least my latest pixel art piece is poppin off and I’m enjoying the process of updating my profile pic as well
Plenty of silver lining that looks like scrap metal before you remove the tarnish
i h8 depression all my hoes h8 depression
Thank you!! 😊
Hehe thank you!
Autumnal Mountainside #pixelart #pixelartist #aseprite
if I had a nickel for every time Amazon laid my partner off right before a big positive life event, I'd have two nickels—which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice, right?
I wonder what happened to that guy that interviewed me in college and said he felt a stroke coming on and casually mentioned having a minor one the day before
