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what if Donald trumps dad just let him queen out we wouldn’t be in this whole mess

rare Flanders

most people won't finish reading your post most people have the attention span of a gnat at this point

one last job

(filling up all my pots and pans and Tupperware with gas) oil is the new crypto

filling up my bath tub with oil

It’s cool how
Israel has dozens of nukes and we just don’t talk about it

what do you expect them to do take the money out of the presidents personal slush fund ? be serious

listen I had a tribal armband tattoo I got in Montreal when I was 17 so I get it but lol

(Le tigra chorus)
My
My
My totenkopf

…the account was called horse Ebooks and it made these …amazing posts. “Everything happens very much” nobody knew. but I knew. it was fake—totally and completely …made up. but they had some good things. Amazing things. we’ll be bringing it back (shrugs) we’ll see

Angela Chase: I don’t know …I just…I just like really worry sometimes …ya know?

Jordan Catalano:

(pejorative) shrimp nibbler

replacing a dog killer with a dog fucker I guess that’s progress, of a kind

did anything happen

Fitzcaraldo (1982)

Lib out with your dick out baby

war.war never changes

hey that’s a great idea and it shows you really hit the books as well as the gym during your time at war college. I’m looking into it now and I agree bombing the school is the best strategy at this time and effectuating that right away. 🫡

this is the craziest part to me—hey man you’re clearly irresponsible and reckless you can totally keep driving we’re just gonna go to all the trouble of installing a monitor in this one car but you can keep your license etc

yeah fair I hate that piece of shit

Oh you don’t like seeing his bristled piggy face? You don’t like gazing at his bag of suet body? You don’t like staring directly into his blank beady eyes ? You don’t enjoy that ?

I never looked before !

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please my cat ….he’s very sick …do *not* pet him

when I was 19 I spent a summer in London and at some point I got interviewed for a documentary and I’m pretty sure I affected a bad English accent throughout and if that tape was ever made public I would end my life I feel that same level of shame here

Oh my GOD

sorry yes my bad lol