alastorXegodeath

RadioStatic Core:

like you would definitely not tell a woman that the nuclear Holocaust was her fault because she should have known the man she was fighting with would get upset.

of course we may have a completely different read on things because I think (a) all he really did was reject the guy harshly 70+ years ago (b) whatever manipulative plan he had went off course when niffty was in danger, & (c) there was some pretty blatant SA that I don't think he expected.

expecting to get blocked for saying this but think it needs to be said: there are some victim-blaming elements here that might be more apparent if you gender swap Alastor :/ +

I checked and you are so right

#hazbinhotel #alastor

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behold: the avatar of your consequence

yeeaaaah I feel like we're gonna see that again 😐

Human Alastor trading card
#HazbinHotel

oh hey I just realized this indicates suicidal ideation - you good?

This is who runs this account

Brainwash #radiostatic #hazbinhotel

Lucifer with rubber duck from Hazbin Hotel, looking surprised

Alastor from Hazbin Hotel with a roofie smoke heart next to his head, looking alarmed

"I heard people are shipping us!" "To where?!"

Wholesome Hazbin meme
#RadioSilence #Asexual #Shipping

your gay drama is not my business, i have something to do away.

dreamed I got an email from my program director saying that my supervisor (who I was in love with) found my writing "lesbian," so we could only meet in person

me three months ago: someone blocked me and wouldn't let me explain what I meant, i'm going to spiral for the rest of the day
me now: being hangry or annoying on main once every couple of weeks culls the disloyal

tfw you're a feral cat who just wanted dominion over this white lady's yard, but she stuffed you in a pink sweater and took you to the vet

Niffty: yay pain!

we have "It's a Deal" at home

#alastor #charlie #hazbinhotel

Happy 100th Black History Month from me, your local Black fanartist

Read books!! 📚 PLEASE (maybe not the same ones as this guy)

no no. he's onto something

My favourite kings of bluffing #radioapple

Lucifer almost touches Charlie's arm but pulls back. Hazbin Hotel S02E05

rejection he seemed to expect here

Charlie is so busy fighting with Carmilla she doesn't notice Vaggi needs help

Charlie: ok I may have fucked up here Hazbin Hotel S02E06

much more interesting shoulder touches

So Vox's business proposal parallels a romantic rejection - but it occurs to me that asking to start an EMPIRE together is the professional equivalent of Vox wanting to not just marry but coparent a child. A WAY bigger commitment that would make it hard for Alastor to detach if he ever wanted to. +

The cutest murderer in the seven rings

Just a Lil guy 🥺
#alastor #hazbinhotel

i'm gonna miss hazbin wednesdays so much :( // #hazbinhotelseason2 #AlastorHazbinHotel #VelvetteHazbinHotel

if it makes you feel better I wrote an "alastor was roofied" thread right after ep. 4 lol, had no idea that would be controversial

Contrast that with Vox shoving Velvette's head down and pretending to embrace Charlie after humiliating her in public. Alastor is definitely sketchy as fuck, but I don't think hypocrite applies in this case. I could talk about the gender dynamics here all day. Lmk if you disagree!