The hopeless commentator on #C5 is also a bit thick. He keeps talking about players who are "combatitive". #CWC
The hopeless commentator on #C5 is also a bit thick. He keeps talking about players who are "combatitive". #CWC
The population of #Andorra is a little higher than #southshields. #ANDENG
This is the worst #England side for many years. Dreadful. #ANDENG
I was today years old when it finally tumbled that Quink - which I still use (ask your grandparents, kids) - is short for quick-drying ink. #quink #fountainpens
If you haven't been to the @thefirestation.bsky.social in Sunderland yet, I urge you to go. Fantastic venue - and another great show there last with Mark Steel.
Today (and I'm not kidding), I listened as the Radio Newcastle #NUFC commentator asked if Jordan Pickford of #EFC would be interested in signing for Newcastle United. The eyebrows of both NUFC and #SAFC supporters must have shot over to the back of their heads. Utterly ridiculous.
Ha ! Who is this ?
While Regis le Bris is being rightly lauded, my shrewd tactics have seemingly escaped the attention of the commentators. Yet again, by staying at home I ensured victory. (Every time I've been to Wembley, we've lost.) #safc #efl #playoffs
Dear everybody on the telly,
Because we live in the UK, It's pronounced as shed-ule, not sked-ule. #language
I don't like to boast, but I think my jerk chicken is better than anything you can get in any UK restaurant. There. I said it.
After some consideration, I would like #fionahill to run the country.
@spennymoortown.bsky.social Commiserations. But, hey, you've had a good season at Spenny. Onwards and upwards.
Current view.
Dear the ITV,
Northumbria ceased to exist many, many, centuries ago. It's Northumberland these days. Your Londoncentricity is shaming. @itvnews.bsky.social
Ha ! Iβm afraid Iβm so angry at the failures which have allowed Farageβs cronies to succeed that Iβve become blind to detail. But, youβre right, and itβs sad that local newspapers these days concentrate on clickbait pap (βTake a look inside Gatesheadβs swankiest semiβ) to the exclusion of basics.
My late father was a Durham miner and a proud NUM member. He and his mates will be spinning in their graves. Farage represents all that they fought against.
If you would like to vomit, then have a look at Jacob Rees-Mogg on Channel 4 news talking about "Nigel". The wealthy prat sucking up to the stealthy tw*t. And selling decency and compassion down the river. #reformuk #localelections
Arrived here two days ago. A lovely sight.
Woo-hoo ! Our swifts are back. And one of them is already in the eaves. #bto #swifts
"Crash". Really ? Who is writing this rubbish ? And he didn't watch her die. She died four days later. Shocking lack of standards, accuracy, precision and writing skills. BBC News - Tributes paid to 'beautiful wife' after Little Aston golf club crash - BBC News
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
On the telly is "An evening with Elton John", which sounds like a threat.
And don't call me Klaxon.
Arles.
Trump : big tariffs all round.
Market : dives.
Trump : tells his cronies to buy.
Trump : not implementing tariffs.
Market : soars.
Cronies : make millions.
OR AM I CYNICAL ?
#Trump #tariffs
We need to think about horse races like the Grand National. Deaths seem commonplace. I find it very upsetting. #grandnational #horseracing
You can say this for #Trump - heβs certainly making America grate again.
If you have ever seen a worse #BBC programme than #hypothetical ... well, you haven't. Truly awful and stupid.
Early cherry blossom and cherry trees at sunset.
Fantastic. Please listen. A thinking, honorable, American. Unlike the idiotic and cowardly Vance. #vance
Thoroughly deserved (and I'm a #SAFC fan). #LIVNEW #Carabao #NUFC