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Godspeed You! Sam Dalembert

@velvetcanuck

Somewhere low and outside of Philadelphia.

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08.03.2026 16:13 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My first ever presidential vote (CA primary, June 1992). Should have gone with Tsongas

25.02.2026 19:39 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Do you have Prince Andrew in a can?

19.02.2026 20:08 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Alex Chilton - I Will Always Love You
Alex Chilton - I Will Always Love You YouTube video by wesgriff1

Happy Valentine’s Day youtu.be/fLz8lEOjNSI?...

14.02.2026 18:46 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Bring on the Satanic Temple lawsuit

14.02.2026 13:34 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
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eBay, sometimes

13.02.2026 16:04 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

When Antifa members curse, is it called antifanity

10.02.2026 23:15 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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09.02.2026 02:37 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Mauer hates the squirrel
Mauer hates the squirrel YouTube video by velvetcanuck

Squirrels? Nope youtu.be/m1DQUeNHfmI?...

07.02.2026 20:31 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Where's Baphomet

27.01.2026 20:27 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Got a Wii for the cat

23.01.2026 19:24 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Or…

25.11.2025 02:27 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

FWIW, pretty sure my only three are Barton Fink, Chinatown, & LA Story, which I think are a trilogy, though the order varies

23.11.2025 13:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

All the Old Showstoppers (-plus)

23.11.2025 13:24 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

New Jersey’s only growth industries are liquor stores, dispensaries, casinos, and rehabs. The economy in this state would be total shit if it weren’t for denial and recidivism.

09.11.2025 02:01 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Justice Brennan, not a fan of the shadow docket
(Paris Adult Theatre I v. Slaton, 1973)

02.11.2025 12:51 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Was it something I said

17.10.2025 13:20 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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L: Cat furniture
R: rug for wiping your feet from Lowe’s

16.10.2025 00:45 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
D'Angelo and The Vanguard - 1000 Deaths (Audio)
D'Angelo and The Vanguard - 1000 Deaths (Audio) YouTube video by DAngeloVEVO

youtu.be/t2r5yqjlVrI?...

15.10.2025 01:11 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œI stopped going to that gas station because of the Sikh who asks my wife why we don’t have children” #NewJersey

11.09.2025 12:23 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Sums it up perfectly (courtesy of www.lawyersgunsmoneyblog.com/2025/09/no-m...)

06.09.2025 13:01 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Would be nice if the people saying β€œit’s mental illness” could do something about, you know, healthcare.

06.09.2025 12:38 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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These days you never know

05.09.2025 14:06 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Marty the robot escapes from a Giant store, goes on brief googly-eyed adventure in parking lot A video shared on Facebook captured a Marty bot cruising through the parking lot outside of a Northampton County store.

The Giant supermarket near where my mom lived had a creepier version of this, minus the bananas www.pennlive.com/entertainmen...

30.08.2025 22:55 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

Ron Kittle, 2025:
Exit velocity: 1
Barrels: 0

22.08.2025 03:17 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Dratf beer

03.08.2025 02:38 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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What Rep. Levin Told Me About the Future of Work And....We're Back With More Great Content on the Future of Work!

β€œIf workers aren’t at the table, they’re probably on the menu.” -Andy Levin unionbase.org/p/what-rep-l...

29.07.2025 19:25 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Spoiler alert but it’s Kevin Spacey

26.07.2025 20:37 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Social media: β€œWhat perfect albums came out when you were 16?”

Us: (provide personally identifying information that will allow robots to harvest and resell our external organs)

23.07.2025 11:34 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Unfortunately not, nor was I a Horst whisperer. Just a Horst photographer.

23.07.2025 02:51 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0