My first ever presidential vote (CA primary, June 1992). Should have gone with Tsongas
Do you have Prince Andrew in a can?
Bring on the Satanic Temple lawsuit
eBay, sometimes
When Antifa members curse, is it called antifanity
Where's Baphomet
Got a Wii for the cat
Orβ¦
FWIW, pretty sure my only three are Barton Fink, Chinatown, & LA Story, which I think are a trilogy, though the order varies
All the Old Showstoppers (-plus)
New Jerseyβs only growth industries are liquor stores, dispensaries, casinos, and rehabs. The economy in this state would be total shit if it werenβt for denial and recidivism.
Justice Brennan, not a fan of the shadow docket
(Paris Adult Theatre I v. Slaton, 1973)
Was it something I said
L: Cat furniture
R: rug for wiping your feet from Loweβs
βI stopped going to that gas station because of the Sikh who asks my wife why we donβt have childrenβ #NewJersey
Sums it up perfectly (courtesy of www.lawyersgunsmoneyblog.com/2025/09/no-m...)
Would be nice if the people saying βitβs mental illnessβ could do something about, you know, healthcare.
These days you never know
The Giant supermarket near where my mom lived had a creepier version of this, minus the bananas www.pennlive.com/entertainmen...
Ron Kittle, 2025:
Exit velocity: 1
Barrels: 0
Dratf beer
βIf workers arenβt at the table, theyβre probably on the menu.β -Andy Levin unionbase.org/p/what-rep-l...
Spoiler alert but itβs Kevin Spacey
Social media: βWhat perfect albums came out when you were 16?β
Us: (provide personally identifying information that will allow robots to harvest and resell our external organs)
Unfortunately not, nor was I a Horst whisperer. Just a Horst photographer.