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Ian Simmons

@iansimmons1960

Curator, Fortean Times news editor, blockchain ontologist, cognitive dissident and discontent provider. MAGA - Make America Go Away - all opinions are my own

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Brown people coming here with their families. I'm for welcoming everyone!

09.03.2026 11:26 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Cosplay owl

09.03.2026 11:10 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I think people would have more truck with the House of Lords if we started to refer to them more often by their proper designations of the Lords Temporal and the Lords Spiritual, which is very 70s Moorcock.

09.03.2026 09:06 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

That is, to an extent, true, but it's not something I'd see as a problem!

09.03.2026 11:08 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

...or perhaps a porn star?

09.03.2026 10:58 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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07.03.2026 22:36 πŸ‘ 1415 πŸ” 377 πŸ’¬ 15 πŸ“Œ 13
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Great we didn't want to send them anyway.

Enjoy losing another illegal war, War Criminal.

07.03.2026 23:39 πŸ‘ 155 πŸ” 35 πŸ’¬ 18 πŸ“Œ 1

...and that was after persevering throughout an eternity when they seemed obsessed with the Wedding Present and The House of Love who both struck me as arse-achingly dull and irrelevant

08.03.2026 15:44 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Very interesting, and as an avid NME reader back in the day, it definitely rings true. I gave it up around 2000 as it seemed to have utterly lost the plot, pushing increasingly dull indie bands at a time when a fascinating kaleidoscope of music from elsewhere was opening up...

08.03.2026 15:42 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
β€œI Am Not Anti Black Music But …”: Popular Music, the NME, and Race in Late Twentieth-Century Britain | Journal of British Studies | Cambridge Core β€œI Am Not Anti Black Music But …”: Popular Music, the NME, and Race in Late Twentieth-Century Britain - Volume 65

Got a new article out today in @jbritishstudies.bsky.social. It's about the ways in which the music press constructed race in late 20c Britain. Open access so do share it around!

Thanks to @leverhulme.ac.uk and @uniofreading.bsky.social for supporting the research.

doi.org/10.1017/jbr....

02.03.2026 16:09 πŸ‘ 44 πŸ” 18 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 3

People constantly claim that Solar Panels will 'destroy farmland'.

But actually the opposite is true, in many parts of the world the shade and trapped moisture Solar Panels provide allow MORE crops to grow, even though a large percentage of Solar Panels is covering the land.

07.03.2026 14:51 πŸ‘ 190 πŸ” 52 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 1

Dusk till Dawn, surely!

07.03.2026 16:18 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Uncovering a growing anti-human rights movement We uncover truth and hold the powerful to account. Take action, donate and join the Amnesty movement to protect human rights.

I knew nothing about Crisis Pregnancy Centres til this afternoon’s @amnestyfeminist.bsky.social event

www.amnesty.org.uk/about/strate...

07.03.2026 16:01 πŸ‘ 483 πŸ” 190 πŸ’¬ 26 πŸ“Œ 8

He, too, was believed to have survived by eating his owner. While cats have the reputation for doing this, dogs do it more frequently.

07.03.2026 12:59 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

There was a real case like this in the 80s, involving, if memory serves me well, a dog named 'Ruswarp'

07.03.2026 09:28 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Israel is bombarding, literally bombarding, two Middle East capitals, Beirut and Tehran, killing 100s of civilians, and yet the US and UK media continue to portray Iran as the threat to the region.

Israel has nukes, but Iran is the nuclear threat.

We live in Orwellian times.

06.03.2026 13:15 πŸ‘ 7527 πŸ” 2551 πŸ’¬ 178 πŸ“Œ 56
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#OnThisDay in 1665, the 1st issue of the @royalsociety's Philosophical Transactions was published β€” the oldest and longest-running scientific journal in the world. Here's our collection of some of its stranger pieces from over the centuries... publicdomainreview.org/collections/source/t... #otd

06.03.2026 15:16 πŸ‘ 24 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

See Tim Powers' book 'The Drawing of the Dark'. The finest occult beer fiction available.

06.03.2026 15:42 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It takes real galaxy brains to mass cancel solar and wind projects and then start a pointless unpopular war that sends oil prices soaring.

06.03.2026 15:10 πŸ‘ 1454 πŸ” 429 πŸ’¬ 24 πŸ“Œ 31

Andrew Neil lives in a mansion in France that he moved to using EU rules where he doesn't pay any tax in the UK.

And he spends his time moaning about the EU he chooses to live in and the poor state of the UK, which is due to tax dodgers like him.

05.03.2026 20:30 πŸ‘ 305 πŸ” 99 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 1
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04.03.2026 17:00 πŸ‘ 3869 πŸ” 774 πŸ’¬ 126 πŸ“Œ 71

I'm 65 - I still lust after those Aurora kits, just as I did when they appeared in the window of Chapman's on Addington parade in 1968; if he finds the god, let me know

04.03.2026 23:11 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

An apocalyptic, authoritarian theology justifying geopolitical violence. Gotcha.

www.theguardian.com/world/2026/m...

04.03.2026 19:09 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I have just written this up for Fortean Times under the headline 'Butthole Surface'

04.03.2026 21:28 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Wise old horticultural woman I met: β€œIf you find a rabbit’s foot and tickle the leaves of your tomato plant with it your tomatoes will grow faster.”

Me: β€œInteresting. I might try that.”

Next-door’s rabbit, the following day: β€œStop that, and put me the fuck down. I did not consent to this.”

04.03.2026 20:50 πŸ‘ 212 πŸ” 28 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 3

Spain is leading the way declaring.

NO to violations of international law.
NO to the illusion that we can solve the world’s problems with bombs.
NO to repeating the mistakes of the past.
NO TO WAR.

Be more Spanish.

04.03.2026 15:22 πŸ‘ 954 πŸ” 233 πŸ’¬ 21 πŸ“Œ 7

Ken Campbell's Doctor

04.03.2026 15:51 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Sometimes, we actually do have salad

03.03.2026 19:19 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Thou Shalt Not Try to Start Armageddon Stop it.

U.S. commanders explicitly told troops the war on Iran is a β€˜Christian war to bring about Armageddon and the return of Jesus.’

03.03.2026 17:06 πŸ‘ 804 πŸ” 249 πŸ’¬ 127 πŸ“Œ 48

This is NOT reassuring

03.03.2026 19:16 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0