Mike Morris

I got a whole-ass master’s in journalism and it made me a Nebraska fan, know the side effects

As we head into Alcaraz-Sinner, I’m proud to announce I’ve won Wham!bledon for the fifth year running: haven’t heard “Last Christmas” in weeks

I’m not as sharp on my non-league as I should be, what makes today bigger than any other National League promotion final? Stature of the clubs?

Yeah, her name’s Lois Griffin

real ones remember

Retired MLSers up front, five at the back, one CB from Guam, 2-1 win (both goals are penalties) against a team with one player, the goalie, who has a picture on FotMob

The Bluality of Sky

I must behold this with my own eyes

He’s no Dudley DeBosier (my work trips to Louisiana have familiarized me through billboard with that name, it’s delightfully fun to say)

whoomp, there it is!

I went to one Midwestern school and one non-Midwestern school, just as I always thought

“That’s right, Al, you lost!”

How do we feel about a Salah goal today? Putting a bit of money in it usually proves profitable, especially against a lower-placed side with him as penalty taker #lfc #RedSky

Heartwarming to know that I’m considering converting to Judaism someday and I’m still more Catholic than these people

I’ve got his entire 70s oeuvre on vinyl thanks to local record shops’ “free with purchase” bins

I honestly don’t know about this one

Ah, okay. I guess that’s why it didn’t work for me then

Yeah, the handle. Saw a bunch of people with tags other than _______.bsky.social

Wholly unrelated, though I’m considering going to the bar for Ireland-England tomorrow, but how’d you get that custom tag? I tried and it wouldn’t work for me

Viewers Like You have had it too good for too long

Gotta make a crazy high demand to start, that way you sound reasonable when you allow yourself to be talked down to what you really want

Fotmob and Flashscore are both excellent

Reader, this is exactly what happened

Icing on the cake would be Ippei doing this in English instead of Japanese when it’s well-known Ohtani doesn’t speak English. About to read the Arhletic piece and half expecting this

Best of three, one in Philly, one in Buffalo, and final, if necessary, neutral site. Two more weeks of football for the league to make money off of.

Saw an idea once of soccer played normally, but with the addition of a guy on horseback with a spear whose objective is to pop the ball. If he succeeds, the game ends in a draw no matter the score

Heart In A Blender - Weird Al Yankovich

Live and Eve 6 collabo, stream “Placenta In A Blender” now!

Love Live, but don’t know if I can forgive Ed for using the word “placenta” in a sentences. Also, isn’t this still from the “I Alone” video?

Black and gold, very nice

Industrial city, very nice, very Pittsburgh

Loss to 10-man Holstein Kiel time