me: wrow, can't wait to finally learn how to sew this weekend while hanging out with my beloved partner and our friends :) i love the colors i picked out specifically for this :) it might be a tough work week, but i'm so excited to learn new hobbies :)
the universe: GUNSHOTGUNSHOTGUNSHOTGUNSHOTGUNS
whoever stole my package of $150 worth of linen fabric, your mom's a fucking hoe!!!!!!!!!!!!
me: i'm here for my bourdain photoshoot
photographer: you mean your boudoir photoshoot?
me:
i mean this so seriously: imagine how sick this guy would look as a traditional tattoo
yeah
obsessed with skinny legend horse
normal monday night looking up photos of ancient greek pottery for design inspo on what i could block print onto the bottom of a chiton
have been obsessed with this olympic skier solely for the fact that he looks like you combined every single man in colorado into the Mega Colorado Man
if it ain't birk don't irving
killing the part of my brain that craves external validation or else i'll die!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
My partner and I have been ships passing in the night for several days between me visiting friends, him out of town, me at work, his sword practice, and I came home from work today to flowers on my side of the bed and god!!!!! I know it's almost our 5 year anniversary, but guys i think I like him
Brisket is my favorite example to use at work because whenever people worry about whether their cat is too small, I get to talk about my naturally tiny man, and now whenever people are on the fence about getting a microchip because their cat is indoor only, I get to be like SO GET THIS.......
worst part about having a "feeling things" job is the feeling things and the best part about having a feeling things job is the feeling things
Keep having literal dreams about being at Pennsic. Put me in coach I need a sunny day, a sword battle, my daily ice cream, and to wander my little shops
my precious shining angel that broke through the window screen to chase leaves in the well outside our window, and i only found out because maple started screaming when she saw him outside and didn't recognize him (due to the fact that he was outside and NOT SUPPOSED TO BE THERE)
THAT'S MY BITCH!!!!!!!
that's the world's tiniest itty bitty man detective
this fuckin rules, dude
DAMN THIS FRIDAY THE 13TH HAS FUCKEN HANDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
the perfect valentine's day gift is a sword
In bed before 9, feeling divine! In bed after 11. You'll meet Night Kevin
Vanessa Hudgens pioneered self care when she asked, "Are you ready? Did you eat? Do you have the energy?"
Thank you bus stop sunrise for my life
For those that don't know Chicago, this spans Division Street in Humboldt Park.
absolute horseshit when a mental illness makes your entire body hurt. what part of mental did you not understand. go on now git
ouuugghhh.......
NOBODY EVER WARNED ME HOW DIFFICULT IT IS TO CHANGE YOUR GUITAR STRINGS WHEN YOU HAVE CATS!!!!!
thank you, andersonville chicago jiffy lube, and the letterboard sign that's read,
"LIVE
LAUGH
LUBE"
for several years now. you've done so much for queer culture
