Neil Norman And His Cosmic Orchestra

This enormous monk will devour us all!

I still remember screwing up on my first day at McDonald's. I thought that the ketchup went on the hamburger. Fortunately a kind coworker told me how to smear it all over the bun and the wrapper.

Simpsons - Marge looking at a troll doll that has her own hair Awful awful discourse

All the discourse today is just awful

IAN HUNTLEY DEAD lan Huntley dead after prison attack: Soham murderer dies after being taken off life support

I never thought I’d say anything good about Ian Huntley, but here goes:

Ian Huntley’s dead? Good.

Roads? Where we're going, we don't need roads #Crufts2026

Paddington in a prisoner's uniform

I see Ian Huntley has died in prison.

The movie poster for "The Lost Boys", but Michael is now Rik Mayall/Rik, David is now Ade Edmondson/Vyvyan, Star is now Nigel Planer/Neil, Dwayne is now Christopher Ryan/Mike and Sam is now Alexie Sayle/one of the Balowski Family. The title has been changed to "The Young Ones".

The movie poster for "The Terminator" (1984) showing the leather clad cyborg holding a mean-looking, laser sighted gun. There are also red laser beams visible behind him. Arnie's face has been swapped for Rik Mayall as Flashheart (the Blackadder Goes Forth moustachioed iteration) and the title has been changed to "Flashheart".

The movie Poster for "Dredd" (2012) but Dredd is now Drop Dead Fred, who's carrying a water pistol and a tin of white paint, which he's used to paint over the additional "D" in "Fredd".

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The movie poster for "A Fistful of Dollars" but Clint Eastwood is now Miguel (Peter Richardson) and Lee Van Cleef is now Carlos (Rik Mayall) The title has been changed to "A Fistful of Travellers' Cheques".

The movie poster for "Beetlejuice", but Beetlejuice is now Rik Mayall/Lord Flashheart, Geena Davis is Now Miranda Richardson/Queenie and Alec Baldwin's head has been swapped for Rowan Atkinson/Blackadder. The title has been changed to "Blackadder".

The movie poster for "Bullitt", but Bullitt is now Rik Mayall/Richie. The title has been changed to "Bottom".

The movie poster for "Rambo: First Blood Pt. 2", but Rambo is now Rik Mayall/Alan B'Stard. The title has been changed to "B'Stard: The New Statesman".

From the 'Rik Mayall At The Movies' archive.
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Morning

A sign with information about a play, that says a gun is shown but not fired

I'm calling Chekhov

No Motherfucking Please, We're British.

People rightly imagining this will be a disaster, but whatever happens as he switches to a new medium I’m sure he’ll still soon find his feet 🦶

Hahahaha hahahaha!

Run Barefoot For Your Motherfucking Wife.

What a coincidence, neither am I.

He got excited over the phrase "treading the boards"

This is going to be right up there with Paul Morrissey’s The Hound of the Baskervilles

Run for Your Motherfucking Wife

Superman IV: Unseen Deleted Scene Metro Club After Hours APriceProduction Edit Version YouTube video by APRICEPRODUCTION

Oh my god!!!

The Metro nightclub scene from Superman 4!

@fubsyshabaroon.bsky.social

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QT returning to the theater almost 30 years after this infamous Broadway debacle. As a friend who witnessed this said, QT trying to play a threatening villain when the actor playing his partner was Stephen Lang gives off the vibe of a junior high school gang member.

Fifty quid says all the women will be barefoot while putting on Dick Van Dyke accents

Charley's *unt

A group of young female foot models check into a hotel that happens to be hosting a chiropodists conference. A flood in the hotel causes chaos as everyone has to take their shoes and socks right off. And some other farce stuff happens.

He misheard someone talking about Footlights.