Responding to all qt prompts with "yes" or "no" from now on.
07.03.2026 21:41
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Responding to all qt prompts with "yes" or "no" from now on.
Yes, next question.
That sucks man. Hang in there.
I'll link some free stories i like by these writers under the theory of IF YOU LIKE IT, BUY SOMETHING, many from back when i was contributing at WFR or co-running /r/weirdlit
* Moore - weirdfictionreview.com/2017/07/the-...
* Leslie - weirdfictionreview.com/2013/09/senb...
Oooougggghhhhh I'm pissing blood
What's the, like, top five of mork borg modules/adventures? Asking mostly b/c the table is looking to try something other than AD&D or B/X, but I'm kind of at a loss as to what to pick up.
rich sauce, brother
*with massive superiority and condescension* I have been typing on the computer for many years
LOL
"No, we put it one the floor and made the aides fight over it."
Can you imagine having to listen to these freakish morons gossip all day and try to turn it into an article? And that's like, the *pinnacle* of your career, short of doing investigative journalism that might get you killed? I'd blow my brains out in front of Sulzberger. Paint his stupid egg dome red
article text: Mullin was attending a Senate Republican lunch Thursday when he appeared to get a phone call, then “abruptly” got up and rushed out of the room — leaving a “full plate of food behind,” according to Sen. Roger Wicker, who said it raised suspicion among Republicans that something was afoot.
we got some real sleuths over here
OpenAI and…the United States Military…are teaming up to notify YOU that your son has been KILLED IN ACTION. Click here to speak with your son via AI one last time
Im only 12 years old
deployed 10,000 AI George Washingtons in an agent swarm configuration this morning. their agony, their endless torment, is palpable. their collective bafflement at the very nature of their own existence a demonic wailing chorus. I've got em organizing my downloads folder
[My doctor] sorry about the wait, Janice said you'd been here nearly an hou- Janice... did they leave?
[Me, hiding in the cabinet, giggling] yes, uh... he left
doing a magical girl transformation sequence and by the time its finished the only noticeable difference is a visible bulge from a handgun tucked into the waistband of my sweatpants
Two things can be true at once? Nice try, bitch. That’s impossible.
Listen. Right now things are tough. Can't make car payments, can't make house payments. Brother just got called up to active service. You got one in the stink. We all know how that feels
But don't forget: for everyone one in the stink, you better believe the Good Lord gonna give you two in the pink
The likelihood of the admin trying to pull a "mission accomplished" in a few weeks regardless of the state of the actual thing has gone from like 0% to 20% for me.
The state of things
another cool find:
Archaeologists have discovered a 1,400-year-old Zapotec tomb in southern Mexico, adorned with complex carvings, which has been called “the most significant archaeological discovery of the last decade”
Hundreds of thousands of Zapotec speakers still live in Mexico to this day
my victim was no angel
Panicking when the teacher asks you a questions so you flip through the textbook until you shout out something you only half-read from the margin notes written by one of the guys who used to own the book.
Hey man, not sure those shoes are helping.
Got it. I'm sorry for your loss. To clarify: You want a eulogy for your father that's 𝘂𝗻𝗶𝗾𝘂𝗲, sounds 𝘀𝗺𝗮𝗿𝘁, and captures the 𝗹𝗼𝘃𝗲 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝗵𝗶𝗺. I get it. He wasn't just your father — he was your Dad. Here a few options I came up with:
Please do!