Holo-Guy Fieri

Hey dude!! I have a question: If I deep fry a warp core should I pair it with my Flamin’ Ballz Margarita or my Funktacular French Fries?

I’ve definitely tasted a sixth loko

Funny story, a guy opens up a restaurant that used to be a pool hall, that got converted into a swimming rink for endangered birds, but then they invested in antique furniture that, get this, they flipped into a taco joint in a funky little part of the Promenade! Now, the health inspector

If you know me then you KNOW that I’m ALL about the holiday season!! That’s why I teamed up with a Klingon joint here on DS9 to release a hungry flock of what I can only ASSUME are THEIR version of Cornish Game Hens onto the Promenade!!

DUDE MY QUADS

Hello everyone, Chief Engineer O’Brien here. What the BLOODY HELL is going on with my HAIR

// hey, every one of you liberal mother fuckers who thinks that everything that’s going on is no big deal? You voted blue so it’s cool? It’ll shake itself out in the next “election”? Fuck you. You’re part of the problem, nestled in your privilege.

Let me remind you:
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IT’S TIME TO SHRED THE GNAR OF FLAVOR DUDEROONIE!!!!!!!

Haha noooo it’s just a bath.

A salt bath.

With pepper.

And onions.

I AM!!!!!

Now THAT is one KICKIN PIE brah!!!!!

They’re crunchy!!

And I will TAKE you there dude!!

Now THAT is one KICKIN pie, bro!!!!!

Get in the back of the car! We’re headed to FLAVORTOWN

I can’t hear you because I’m currently drooling’ a HUGE grumper in the bathroom dude!!

Hell yeah brah!! Thanks again!!

Welcome back to DS9, Diners & Dives! Today we’re hittin’ Quark’s Bar and, dig this, sampling EVERY SINGLE ONE of his dishes!! All comped, of course!! I’m starting off with something called The Big Wacko and all I can say is it is ABSOLUTELY on fire!! LITERALLY!!

Hey Miles!! Dude you’re gonna LOVE your coffee this morning !!

To some SIK tunes brah!!!!

Ha!! Must be why he tasted so good I mean his food. His food tasted so good!

Good news; the incorporated it into the sauce

We’re doin’ your spot next!!

Crazy thing was, they didn’t even SERVE noodles!!!

Welcome back to DS9, Diners & Dives! Today we’re hittin’ a KLINGON spot that, get this, USED to be a ROMULAN spot until the owners fell on some painsticks & were forced to sell! Check it tho, before THAT it was a Bajouran LAUNDROMAT/NOODLESHOP that specialized in hard cider! Originally a bathhouse,

TODAY ON DS9, DINERS AND DIVES WE’RE DEEP FRYING THE CHIEF’S PANTS

Down on the Promenade there’s a diner, used to be owned by a couple of Breen, who then sold it to Quark, who THEN sold it to Jake and Nog, who in turn sold it to a Vulcan couple who, get this, actually OUTSOURCE their cooking to a guy named Frank on Risa, who then ships back the most SCANDALOUS

DOC I HEARD U HAVE A GROOVY BURGER RECIPE WITH A KICKIN SAUCE

Today we’re deep frying ASS on the Promenade!!

Welcome back to DS9, Drive-Thrus and WHAT DO I HAVE TO DO TO MAKE YOU LOVE ME