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Escaping Twitter after 15 years. Wish me luck.

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a wiener winner row of fame sign with a hot dog ALT: a wiener winner row of fame sign with a hot dog

I may have accidentally referred to it as the Strait of Hormel

09.03.2026 14:51 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Terror on West Sixth Street: Timeline breaks down every moment From moments of terror in front ofΒ Buford's bar to the death of theΒ gunman on the sidewalk of West Sixth Street.

www.statesman.com/news/article...

08.03.2026 17:09 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Does this mean we can get Kristi Noem's face out of the airports and into the trash, where it belongs?

05.03.2026 20:29 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I was going to um actually that with "Um, actually, the title was 'Frankenstein OR the Modern Prometheus.'"

05.03.2026 20:24 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Trump fires DHS secretary Kristi Noem, replaces her with Sen. Markwayne Mullin Earlier, sources said Trump called Republicans asking if he should fire her.

Dogs in the US must be feeling safer already abcnews.com/Politics/tru...

05.03.2026 20:22 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
FULL TIME | Omeleto
FULL TIME | Omeleto YouTube video by Omeleto

Standing in my square www.youtube.com/watch?v=PAK1...

05.03.2026 16:14 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Jonesy survives!

05.03.2026 15:09 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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two men are looking at each other with the words " some men just want to watch the world burn " above them ALT: two men are looking at each other with the words " some men just want to watch the world burn " above them

Every day for years...

05.03.2026 15:08 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Barron

04.03.2026 14:57 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’ve seen enough. Not about the election. Just generally.

04.03.2026 03:21 πŸ‘ 9985 πŸ” 1235 πŸ’¬ 71 πŸ“Œ 41
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a cartoon character with messy hair is sitting in bed ALT: a cartoon character with messy hair is sitting in bed

It's primary day!

03.03.2026 14:03 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

PR people who think they're being proactive by calling my personal cell will be immediately blocked and any stories completely ignored.

02.03.2026 20:03 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Dude, we get it... you want a pardon and have no morals...

02.03.2026 19:57 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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MAHA x Austin, TX - Eat Real Food Rally Β· Luma Join HHS Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. and leading health voices for a free rally championing real food, metabolic health, and the fight against…

Apparently RFK is in Austin today. How many children's deaths is he directly responsible for again? More than 100,000? luma.com/eat-real-foo...

26.02.2026 21:44 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Still sick...

26.02.2026 14:17 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Moot point on the latter - Trump voters are physically incapable of pretending to be apolitical. It oozes out of their pores.

25.02.2026 17:31 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Cats know. Mine stayed so close to me last night as I was sick in bed. Usually she gets up and wanders. But cats know when you really need them.

25.02.2026 17:30 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Whatever will we do with such an insightful angle delivered by Jeff Bezos' mouthpiece?

25.02.2026 04:52 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Of all Presidementia's prior State-of-the-Unions I've not watched in the past, tonight's State-of-the-Union is the State-of-the-Union I'm not watching the most. 🍊🚫

24.02.2026 19:19 πŸ‘ 33668 πŸ” 4867 πŸ’¬ 2217 πŸ“Œ 501
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MS NOW EXCLUSIVE: First grade girl recounts searching for father after ICE detained him In an MS NOW Exclusive, Antonia Hylton sits down with Annabella, a New Jersey first grader whose life was uprooted when her father, Adonay Rodriguez, stepped outside to pick up a food order and was de...

ICE tackles and arrests New Jersey father outside his home, leaving his 6-year-old first-grade daughter at home alone.

She goes out looking for him.

"I got my boots and changed my clothes. I wanted to find some help to find my dad..."

www.ms.now/the-weekend-...

23.02.2026 17:09 πŸ‘ 9870 πŸ” 4791 πŸ’¬ 462 πŸ“Œ 360

So good to see Emily and Murph again! What have those two been up to?

20.02.2026 21:14 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Supreme Court beat: And there it is... "Held: IEEPA does not authorize the President to impose tariffs. The judgment in No. 24–1287 is vacated, and the case is remanded." Inner City Press on the case(s) - and waiting for ruling in Lisa Cook / Federal Reserve case

20.02.2026 15:06 πŸ‘ 28 πŸ” 11 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 7

David Sacks produced Thank You for Smoking? Another thing Trump has now ruined.

19.02.2026 17:27 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Ever have one of those moments where your brain goes "Oh my god, I need to reevaluate my life"?

19.02.2026 15:13 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Live Updates: Former Prince Andrew Arrested in Britain Over Epstein Ties

Also appropriate www.nytimes.com/live/2026/02...

19.02.2026 14:09 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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South Korean Ex-Leader Is Sentenced to Life in Prison

Now do Trump www.nytimes.com/live/2026/02...

19.02.2026 14:06 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

They just enjoy being evil

17.02.2026 19:13 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Why The U.S. Can’t Copy Japanese 7-Eleven | AB Explained
Why The U.S. Can’t Copy Japanese 7-Eleven | AB Explained YouTube video by Asian Boss

I miss the conbini already www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3EH...

17.02.2026 18:40 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Rush Limbaugh is still dead five years later.

17.02.2026 16:55 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Are on-train meal carts all but gone in Japan now?

15.02.2026 20:44 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0