Tookie

My daylight savings time take is that I don’t even want to know what time it is

Can I leave now

Our counters are waist high when you're in reception and I think a man just accidentally put his tip on it. It wasn't on purpose but I'm pretty sure it was there

I'm sorry we make you fill out paperwork since it's a med facility??? And why are you mad we are offering you discounts??

If someone is rude at my job, it's normally a man that's probably born in the 70s or before

70 year old man just came into my work wearing this and I want to jump off the roof

We are gonna try that! I was just too tired and running late for work when I found out 🥲

Apparently my job is trying to team up with wiz khalifa to get us promo and free tickets and I ask why couldn't we have done this with method man when he came into town 🙃

Just found out they are putting me in reception with the guy who's cologne gives me a headache yay

a woman wearing a mask and a name tag with the word pca on it ALT: a woman wearing a mask and a name tag with the word pca on it

Didn't get much sleep, cramping and discovered my favorite sweatshirt has a massive stain down the front of it

If it wanted to knock out power at work until like noon that'd be cool

It's too early for tornado season 😭

The amount of men I've seen say they would sleep with ghislane even though she's a literal human trafficker of kids makes me good with being single

Got to hug bri ellis today so day made

Caffeine, no food and cramps no wonder I'm suddenly anxious that I have to go in public

Periods for 25 years (so far!) for no reason since I don't want to ever get pregnant. I'm annoyed

Spring weather is lovely except for the allergies and tornadoes

Possible tornado weather tomorrow im blaming everyone who wanted spring for this

Wait this is new??? Hell yeah

🎶 incompetence 🎶

All this shit and they still haven't found that ladies mom yet

I forget how close my house is to a main road until I randomly get people yelling shit

Could also be a role like they gave TJ on Gilmore Girls

I can't tell if this is cope or if they made up a whole new department like doge

lol markwayne had no idea about his promotion. He's pretty much being forced into the dhs role

Her replacement having little man syndrome keeps me from really feeling like celebrating but I will give it a very half hearted yay

There is no special election for Mullins seat. Stitt will appoint someone after a bill was passed a couple years back to save taxpayer money

Dog killer deserved to get fired but in no way will I celebrate knowing the fuckery that abounds with this administration

Ever just wanna scream I don't care at everything? Yeahhh