Start crying

Mmmmm temu pussy

Going to a carnival but I have the remote control to your vibrator and you have the remote control to mine

Watching Alice in Wonderland 1952 and not even 10 minutes in I’d pipe this bimbo bitch

If I lost a finger every time I fumbled a baddie, I’d be outta fingas

Realized I more often personify a Wii using pronouns than I do to my grandpa (he was a bad person the ethics check out)

Back in the ancient days we didn’t have neurodivergence or hyperfixations the way we define them today, it was just: that’s Terry the fun librarian, ask him about the Romans

I got BDP
Best
Pussy
Destroyer

Halloween costume idea

And the lord said: make ‘em horny a lot

I didn’t realize how much my friends were stressing me out at college bc now that I’m not there I’ve been picking at my skin less and my skin cleared the fuck up

Why do people tend to go to religion after struggling with drug addiction

I blocked the two of them today

The secret to happiness is not having anything to hide

I keep getting enlightened in the uber

Drunk,
Researching the unibomber,
In my element

Oh my god she’s not gonna change and I have to separate myself from the two of them

No shit
All wipe

Like a rat to a scientist I STILL be put inna situation

I think for a really long time I was my own worst enemy

Bitches be like
“I know a spot” then don’t

Challenge: do not eat any processed food for a week, see if ass needs less wiping

Me when I get trauma advice from my mom

“You had a gay exploration phase?”
I wanted to see what all the hype was about

Thinking about

Alright campers! Today’s challenge is to make it through a shift at work

What do you do all day?

Not a fan of “the slime” as a title

Yes! I am so happy! I am better than the people around me!

If I wanted to go out on my own terms I wouldn’t let anyone stop me, the whole point of it is taking back control over yourself