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We're gonna commit war crimes, and we're proud of it, because we're America and Israel, and we don't take no for an answer.

I like this future

spursiest way to go out

honestly it's not much different than it was in 2002

thanks i hate it

I mean: alcohol is a group 1 carcinogen and pot is not, so there's that?

everyone's a landlord if you squint hard enough, so we shouldn't be against landlords.

it's all fucking bullshit yo

Anthropic’s AI tool Claude central to U.S. campaign in Iran, amid a bitter feud Anthropic’s AI tool Claude is playing a key role in the U.S. military’s campaign in Iran, amid a bitter fight with the Pentagon over the terms of its use in war.

Also, just for funsies, DNYUZ isn't reputable, but you know what is a little more?

www.washingtonpost.com/technology/2...

the ouroborus of using claude to compile news about claude providing targets to bomb school children.

i mean, unlike engines, we have the nebraska effect.

We replaced joy with efficiency and it's been all down hill since then.

oh yeah, no definitely, that was on verbruggen.

you cannot make up a better villian

All this is to say: I'm very proud of what I did!

I could have gotten a state legislator position in some states!

it's so funny because my platform wasn't like, revolutionary by any stretch, it was 'hey, maybe we should invest our time in other community based tooling to solve our housing crisis instead of running to the banks'.

my wife woke up this morning, looked at me, and was like 'oh, y'know, 2700 people voted for a communist, so there's that'

i literally just spent an hour and a half writing a macro to manage my argocd namespaced deployments and my life feels lighter and more free. finally giving it the time of day feels amazing.

2700 people voted for me and my fiscally responsible, legal, but pretty anti-billionaire platform... so that's wild.

It's so weird to have people come up to you and say I voted for you that you've never met before.

I feel like I'm giving people hope that we can have a better world. And that means a lot to me.

Also, no one wants to be a treasurer

I'm sorry! I have a life.

There's nothing quite like the immense Rush of filing your campaign finances a half hour before deadline

Thanks Dave and Dave

I mean, aren't we all in some way or another 🫥

i would accept a block out of punishment for that i'm so sorry

you're half way there

Fun shower thoughts for your perusal:

Y'all remember when RWNJ's were whinging about FEMA concentration camps.

They were so, so very close to getting it. It just wasn't FEMA, it was ICE, which is ALSO under DHS. Which, just, of course it is.

I have half a cookbook I've developed about this fusion. I now have to go so badly before it dies.