i hate to be dramatic (no i donβt) but this is album of the year
stop the count!!!
i hate to be dramatic (no i donβt) but this is album of the year
stop the count!!!
screenshot of American Girls by Harry Styles
you donβt know how bad i needed this
weβre so back
30 minutes
iβve changed into the pajamas i wore to the pajama themed One Night Only for Harryβs House (his previous album)
i am afraid
harry styles sticking his torso out of a boat, seemingly enjoying the sun. thereβs text below him that says βgirl who is βgoing to be okayββ
3 hours until a new harry album
every non-republican in oklahoma just got cold chills
MULLIN??? oh⦠oh no
you gotta start adding your signature /emphasis/ to every email
watching asmr wax cracking while eating a chocolate dipped ice cream was the weirdest 4D experience of my life
why is it always βyou did your IRA contribution wrongβ and βhave you filled out that form?β but never βyou are so smart and beautifulβ π
Screenshot of molacult2.com: βMolaCult.com was taken. Welcome to MolaCult2.comβ
this is so important
watching the texas primary results counts as cardio
Shop at good.store, where 0% of profit goes to *checks notes* High Net Worth Individuals
emoji giving extreme side eye
i understand the temptation to laugh at trumpβs neck rash but sometimes really cool and funny hot people get rashesβ¦ maybe even someone you knowβ¦
asking a man a question about my retirement accounts felt exactly like asking my dad for help with math homework
like youβre gonna answer my questions but youβre also gonna make me sad
violet, kate, and francesca!! my queens!!
the new season of bridgerton is so important to me
black standard poodle with a Miami cut (short on the body with poms on her feet and tail), a pink gingham collar, and a multicolor heart bandana
βare you really gonna get your dog a pom pom haircut?β
WELL YES!!
a white cat Calico Critter figurine wearing a pink coat and pink bag
βitβs always good to be 5β1β
me, listening:
smart yappers
peeling and eating a small roasted sweet potato as if itβs a banana is so important to me
if someone is helpful and nice on the phone, you can just ask them how to leave them a positive review and theyβll usually transfer you to their ~supervisor~ or whoever and you get to brag about your new friend!
i love leaving a positive review with someoneβs supervisor!! FREE SEROTONIN!!
SO GOOD!! egg is so important to me
why are we betting on LITERALLY EVERYTHING? have some decorum
βthe prediction marketsβ
you mean a twitter poll?
my 2026 bingo card with βHarry Styles on Brittany Broskiβs Royal Courtβ marked off
photo of harry styles and brittany broski on the set of Royal Court
WELL!!!
okay i got scared and threw it away lmao
lee today is day 3 and idk how iβm gonna make it tomorrow!!!!
iβm scared iβm gonna develop a nose spray addiction this weekπ