strawberry garfield

ray smuckles imagines little nephew saying "Game Box, MySpace, Flickr. You-Tube. IP telephony. People don't get chicken pox anymore." achewood 7/18/2006

he moves like the michael keaton batman. like his head shoulders and back are all one big piece of plastic.

“I cannot hug him, I cannot kiss him.”

One woman, an aunt of a man who was killed during an LAPD interaction by bullets fired from officers. She says it was due to a pretextual stop.

Several aides in the back visibly laughing. Several councilmembers do not look up from their desks.

The White House sports roundtable failed to address the most pressing issue in American professional sports today: why there are so many Jalens in the NBA

another day, another lunch hour spent sobbing next to my cat’s grave in the garden

all parents are bad, because they've trapped a soul beneath the crushing wheel of samsara

Jon is cooking.

“The imperative to use AI to create is an attempt to frame a problem of politics as a problem of efficiency. I do not need to be more efficient, I need time and freedom to read and to think and to write and to fail as we all do.”

California colleges spend millions on faulty AI chatbots Community colleges are spending millions on AI chatbots that students say often give inaccurate answers. Many might see upgrades soon.

But AI was supposed to make everything better! Edtech is great!

Failing to see the crime here

i hope andrew mccutchen was watching

one problem here is that we as a society have just fully accepted any jackoff posting anything they want after the phrase "BREAKING:" to be a legitimate form of news

It's comforting to know they know we hate their guts

E-40 voice: Markwayne Mullin

Czechia pitcher Ondřej Satoria calls his changeup The Worker and honestly, kudos on the name. nailed it.

flora staring at the camera

flora looming over the camera

i miss you my little beanie baby

can WBC teams carry more than one Wet Guy or can they each only designate one

Stately, plump Buck Mulligan came riding in a golf cart fatly

my defense secretary is going on tv every day to do sephiroth voice on the verge of tears

markwayne mullin sounds like an npc you would meet and eventually have to put down in red dead redemption

flora’s grave covered with flowers and stones and some lit incense

had another breakdown trying to eat lunch in the garden with her

😓💔

sorry to the poor receptionist who had to field this

called flora’s vet to thank them and let them know about her passing and started crying on the phone 👍

this is a crisis of masculinity

we only need one tbh and it’s called Capital

flora letting me cuddle her

very rare flora cuddling