two parrots on a perch. one says, can you smell fish?
10.03.2026 04:23
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two parrots on a perch. one says, can you smell fish?
Thanks to Trump’s pointless war, backed by Farage & Badenoch, the economy is about to be hit hard & bills are going back up!
And Reform UK's plan? To cut all investment in homegrown British renewables.
Their plan would leave us even more dependent on foreign fossil fuels & exposed when crises hit.
LEEEEROYYYY JENKIIIIIINS!!!!
(I can't remember how it ended for Leroy and his buddies, someone remind me?)
"That was 'borzoi of my dreams' by The Whippet Sisters. Next up, 'Who let the men out?' by the Baha Dogs'
All right you primitive screwheads, listen up. We honestly aren’t all that interested in T20 cricketers who aren’t Jasprit Bumrah any more.
www.kingcricket.co.uk/jasprit-bumr...
The Conservatives promised new hospitals and never even had a plan to fund them. Labour has now pushed those plans decades into the future. Meanwhile patients in Winchester are still waiting for basic repairs to the hospital they rely on today.
www.hampshirechronicle.co.uk/news/2591665...
Panic! At The Fertilizer Desk, US Edition
Americans: this is your regular reminder that maybe 0.01% of people who write for the news actually understand how fertilizer works.
But their editors all found out that scary headlines about "GLOBAL SHORTAGE??" get clicks.
A kitten that's miaowing loudly standing on someone's palms with the caption "IT'S DANGEROUS TO GO ALONE! TAKE THIS." under it in typeface reminiscent of 8-bit video games.
It's an old meme, but...
holy shit
My fervent wish is that someday soon the media and others will stop using the term ‘influencer’ and start using ‘greedy attention seeker’.
Not much consolation that though :(
A daffodil in bloom pointing downwards in focus, while in the background a small spaniel dog looks like it's about to pounce on it. She actually didn't, she's was heading to me and not the flower!
*jaws theme*
When men's workload is automated, it's genius; when women's workload is automated it's a character flaw and morally questionable.
BIG BOAT STUCK
My brother, we had to explain a 1/3 pound burger was bigger than a quarter pound burger and still failed
You've answered a long-standing question of mine with the second part, something I guess I was too lazy to search about!
"Why do you want to have a 1970s music pavilion at the Shakespeare festival?"
"It features wine made by the chairman of the Chinese Communist Party!"
"But how does that make it anything to do with Shakespeare?"
"Mao is the vintner of our disco tent!"
[Exit, pursued by a bear]
Today I want to talk about Jess’ Rule and Martha’s Rule, two new initiatives across NHS England that I think are really important and you should know about.
Tl;dr: if your symptoms are not improving or getting worse, at home or in hospital, you have the right and Drs the responsibility to review.
A snail! It's translucent and almost as long as from the tip of your finger to the base of your palm. A brown shell sits on the middle of its body as it moves across the top of a stone wall.
A snail similar to the previous one and is moving on the same bit of wall. It's shorter though, maybe the length of a long finger. The shell is relatively large and takes up most of the back. Near the head you can see brown markings. There's grass behind the edge of the wall that's spilling on to the surface.
So I took these photos last night...
I didn't know they existed till your pic and now I love them
Off-roading in our chalk streams destroys our natural environment and kills wildlife.
The Conservative-run Hampshire County Council must listen and take decisive action.
I secured a meeting with the Minister to discuss ways to ensure this ecological vandalism is stopped for good.
I do not think the police have ever raided the Quakers and been on the correct side of history
LEO is boring. The cooler - or should I say hotter? - folks are orbiting the sun ;)
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aditya_...
I understand what these words mean when these words get put together but I don't understand how these words could possibly be together.
I did not know a theremin could do this.
Lucy Hamilton 🤝 Sayali Satghare (top order wickets on test debut as opening bowlers) #AusVInd #cricket
"Critics say"
If you're a vegan it is okay to eat a comet but not so much an asteroid because they're a little meteor
