there's so much bad in the world but there's also people who lift up and carry an elderly bat around every day so he can pretend he's flying again, and that's the part of the world I think is worth fighting for
Finally some good news.
The gap in my resumé? My best years going slowly down the drain.
The secret to a balanced dev team is combining someone who doesn't play videogames because they don't like videogames and someone who does play videogames because they don't like videogames
Ummm... Excuse me, can I help you find something?
Mar-A-Lago gotta be my least favorite gender
Stoic Kristi Noem Bears Firing With Stiff Upper Lip, Chin, Cheeks, Forehead
Stoic Kristi Noem Bears Firing With Stiff Upper Lip, Chin, Cheeks, Forehead
I see we both had to transition away from being Brooklyn Nets fans
#Photography Bruce Davidson (1980), Subway platform. New York City. USA.
/Magnum Photos
Harper to the judge: "Your driver's license doesn't list your height and weight at birth. It doesn't list where you used to live. It identifies who you are now."
These are the 4 things AI can do well:
•Clean up your email inbox (badly)
•Give my shittiest neighbor (Alan) something to talk about at a party
•Tell a 12 yr old to kill himself
•Incinerate a school at 10:16 AM on a Tuesday
You can see why we need to base our economy around it
Cover of book
Girl burning
Scissor man cutting thumb
Here's a nightmare children's book my German grandmother used to read to me called Struwwelpeter.
Cautionary tales that included illustrations of the tailor who cuts off the thumbs of kids who suck their thumbs and the girl who burns to death playing with matches.
i work with words for a living, so I am biased, but I really think we've got to bring back words. really useful if you imbue them with meaning and arrange them properly!
👏 bring👏back👏quaa👏ludes
Telling Jesus he'll never make it if he keeps being so hostile to wealth. Advising him to moderate his message to appeal to the Galilee suburbs
ulterior is one of the most classic things for a motive to be
Nice argument, unfortunately for you I've already portrayed you as the meager, slim burrito, and myself as the plump and overstuffed burrito.
It's not about what's "allowed." It's about what you can and can't touch. I'm allowed to dunk a basketball. Doesn't mean I CAN.
Me: I wish my cat knew how much I love him
Genie: and for your second wish?
Me: why would I need a second wish?
I mean, if Microslop wants to sell me a reasonably priced gaming PC that doesn't include their chatbot nor all of the bloat that comes with Windows 11, then I'm interested! I dunno if Microslop is capable of making good products anymore, but I'm rooting for them, I guess!
An elementary school in the Iranian capital Tehran’s Niloufar Square has been struck in US-Israeli attacks, according to Iranian Ministry of Foreign Affairs spokesperson Esmaeil Baghaei. Baghaei on Friday shared a video on X, purportedly showing Shahid Hamedani School with students before and after the attack, without elaborating on the circumstances or the number of casualties.
The US and Israel have apparently attacked another elementary school in Iran, this one in Tehran.
www.aljazeera.com/amp/news/202...
Well this is an intense vid
Tries to prove that Bluesky is an echo chamber—Inadvertently proves that spending too much time on X makes you susceptible to far-right disinformation.
son if you want a big one you gotta look the burrito man in the eye
This liberal inability to hold stupid people accountable is why we are we are
wow you are ignorant
Sorry I can't make it. The rest of the week is looking super busy: Today is Prince spaghetti day. Tomorrow I fashion a shillelagh from a cursed oak burl. Friday is the timberdoodle show beneath the moon
It’s not disingenuous to point out that the NYT did not run a single front page story of the Minab bombing. You don’t dispute this claim because it’s true. And the story that you reference on your webpage does not attribute blame to US/Israel and frames it as an allegation by “Iranian state media”
