Not here much but wanted to reassure you all I’m still DEFINITELY God’s favorite
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Bro really trashed my bookcase to get to that crucial jigsaw puzzle of James Joyce’s Dubliners and decoupaged the shelves with his scrungly mits! This eco-climate phenomenon is called a Bbrrrrglar.
I have a 102 degree fever, a stress fracture in my foot, and a snake bite so I’ve decided to finally watch Paddington 2. Prayers up.
All this drama and pomp proves that the Reformation was a huge mistake
I am 20 minutes into Conclave and hoping against hope that if remains a real slapstick whodunnit caper for the duration
A print-out of the AOL messaging conversation between my friend and my crush (which I sat by and dictacted the terms of) to get him to attend the dance with us.
The second page of messages in which we clinch the deal.
The photo of five adorable 16 year old girls in homemade red tube tops surrounding a grinning teen boy in a black shirt with white letters reading “these be my hos” also homemade.
The bottom of the printout of the messages indicating it took place Monday, September 3, 2001. I printed it that day for posterity, not knowing how well/poorly it would age.
When I was 16 and wanted to go to an informal dance with my goth-esque dreamboat crush but was too shy to ask, my friends all agreed to go with him “as a fun joke” and my boldest bestie lured him into it on AIM. Cringe-y shirt aside, we had a blast that weekend. Then 9/11 happened on Tuesday!
House Of the Dragon star Olivia Cooke gently embraces co-star Tom Glynn-Carney at his waist as their eyes and knowing grins meet the photographers’ lenses out of the frame.
“Alicent and Aegon publicly reconcile their feud by attending the senior prom together” was not on my non-canonical narrative flourishes to anticipate in House of The Dragon season 3 but I’m into it
Alana Massey wearing a Y2K graphic print sleeveless shirt with screened on landscape with Angkor Wat and rainbow in illusion
Half box of DVDs, including but not limited to The Pianist, The Last Unicorn, Lolita, 25th Hour, Fargo, the Babysitters club, Edward scissorhands, one flew over the cuckoos next, Y Tu Mama Tambien, Robin Hood, the virgin suicides, American psycho, La Reine Margot, Heavenly Creatures, Great Expectations, raising Arizona, Newsies and more!
Schindler‘s list no man’s land running on empty badlands, Mary, Shelley‘s Frankenstein, quills, the Little mermaid, Bob Dylan don’t look back, party of five the complete first season, ET, the last play at Shea, bottle, rocket, labyrinth, Wall-E, the big Lebowski, raging Bull, Aladdin, sleepless in Seattle, Leprechaun, two back in the hood, the sword in the stone, ghost world, legends of the fall, the rainmaker, spice world, Heathers, reservoir, dogs, welcome to the dollhouse, what about Bob, Dracula, rape, was eating Gilbert grape?, Wild America, American history, X, legend, leprechaun one through four, the never-ending story, the secret of name, girl, interrupted
A large Rubbermaid trunk of pristine trolls
I know people are annoyed to find that their boomer parents have developed hoarding tendencies as they’ve aged but that’s largely resulted in my getting back into abominable graphic shirts, watching only ultra-graphic sex heavy movie and then cartoons, and also so many trolls to dispatch to bridges
The King Of Hell a
Yeah, it was a while ago. Just embracing my “fear trees, they are large ancient gods” brand here on bluesky.
While I was collecting firewood, I heard the familiar crackling of trees/limbs about to fall off, usually off dead trees. Instead, 36 feet of very much alive Virginia pine cracked off the TOP of the tree, falling 40 feet and the shrapnel and impact sliced me up. Things are afoot.
