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Jules & Lizzie the Tortie

@julesingreen

I'm mostly here for the cats. And reality TV, books, drag queens, laughs. LGBTQIA+ Ally.

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Wow! Such a long one, I'm glad it's worth it!

07.03.2026 23:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hi Skodt! Howp yur feeling beattah! ๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿพ

07.03.2026 17:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I love your coffee mug!!

07.03.2026 17:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Many years ago, I tried to sign up for eHarmony and honestly answered that I'm an atheist and it said it couldn't find any matches for me and basically kicked me out.

07.03.2026 13:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 8 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Congratulations! He's beautiful!

07.03.2026 13:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Are you home, Tortilla? ๐Ÿฅน I'm so happy for you all!

07.03.2026 04:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 12 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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07.03.2026 04:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So babby! That little belly is so cute! ๐Ÿ˜

07.03.2026 04:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 10 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm so sorry, Flanoy. Try to be nice to Momb, and do what she tells you, and you'll feel better soon. ๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿพ

07.03.2026 04:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yes, me too.

07.03.2026 02:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That does look really cool.

07.03.2026 02:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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GD it, my beautiful Finnish boy get an Olympic bronze, gets sick, and then gets hurt first game back? Nooo๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ #TexasHockey

07.03.2026 02:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That's good to hear! Hope the improvement continues!

07.03.2026 01:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Exactly! There's a few things I'd be more likely to watch, but meh

07.03.2026 01:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

His fur looks so smooth!

06.03.2026 23:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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What a squad ๐Ÿ”ฅ

06.03.2026 23:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I howp yur okey, Flamny. Watsch yur butte! ๐Ÿ˜ณ

06.03.2026 23:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 11 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I need to finish Fallout. I watched half of it at my brother's, because he doesn't have commercials, and I have to go back in a couple weeks, so I think I just talked myself into waiting!

06.03.2026 23:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

(I missed your "the" and I was like, "Leave Plane Jane alone! She just got eliminated!" Oops!)

06.03.2026 22:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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06.03.2026 22:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I wish I had a record player. I have a bunch of my parents' old records, including some Beatles, but I have no way to listen. But I have the same Beatles on CD if I lose Internet! Lol

06.03.2026 22:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Well that sounds nice. A good mix. I'll keep my eye on what you're watching, maybe it'll inspire me.

06.03.2026 22:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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So what's everyone doing tonight or this weekend? I need to watch Hamnet, but I'm not in the mood to cry tonight. I'm just cooking bacon and biscuits in my toaster oven, and watching various stuff.๐Ÿซฉ

06.03.2026 22:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They're not being very villainous on the show this season. Not enough.

06.03.2026 21:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm just now watching the Plane Jane one. He's always so calm.

06.03.2026 20:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yes, I like green grapes, on the tart side.

06.03.2026 20:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So good to see them! ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ป

06.03.2026 20:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 9 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I probably should've gone for the extra soft w/no lotion, and I knew that! I've been through this several times, but I forget every time.

06.03.2026 19:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yeah, I blew mine so raw, and then the lotion tissues gave me pimples inside my nostrils, and it's still kind of healing, after weeks. ๐Ÿ˜ข

06.03.2026 19:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I don't like shows that drop 3 episodes the first day, then 1 a week later. It seems like all the people who leave in those first 4 episodes get shafted a bit, exposure-wise. I would have felt better about Plane Jane leaving episode 4 if they were weekly. #houseofvillains #thetraitors

06.03.2026 19:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0