I'm Butter Bessie

i fixed the black screen thing by disabling Fast Startup, just now. Sure, okay!

router being fucky, Game Rig booting black..the government is sabotaging my shit. i must act counterly

NTBTS causing me to lol often

Weather alert, showing a tornado watch in my area

O Fukk

(suddenly remembers a woman might see this) uhhh except i do go outside, to exercise, healthily, and interact with townsfolk who naturally show me respect and i they, normal man, i do grow weed though

ach! mog me to gandy,

a post from twitter responding to a prompt WHERE DO YOU SEE YOURSELF IN 10 YEARS FROM NOW? and i answer "shut-in orchid guy from twin peaks but with weed plant"

sorry to post my own shit from the bad site but i achieved my goal in less than half this time 😏

first full neighborhood loop on the bike, holy crane i am out of shape. guess i forgot to do cardio/walk for like 4 months

car fact animal

Show me the car's facts, Animal.

back door wide open, warm air carries the sun in

Grape Soda the tortie cat on a deck railing at night, illuminated by my flashlight

Boo’d Night

i need big prescription oakleys

Black Hole Sun chewing gum
Available in grape

Stephen Hibbert Dies: Actor Who Played The Gimp In ‘Pulp Fiction’ Was 68 Stephen Hibbert, the actor from 'Pulp Fiction', 'Austin Powers' and 'The Cat in the Hat', has died. He was 68.

rip

deadline.com/2026/03/step...

more like Textin’ Quinn, these days

ive had enough of that skank JCO

do not look at the tines! ahhh now you're looking at the sloppy tines..shit!!

Sleeping baby boo cat

Goodnight to you from the baby boo

windy holding a knife and fork. funny visual, BUT also calls to mind the image source, which was also funny since the jazz did an unexpected thing

daddy needs his pills

my tabacky is not "wacky", it is sacred. i smoke it out of a giant glass sculpture of rick from rickenmorty

my guess here is some automatic update or another fucked up. first couple fixes didn't work, which makes this a "weekend problem"

ah, the brand new computer i boot up maybe once a week now signs in to a blank black screen. windows 11 so good

People are as varied as pieces of snow…

finally cut off the pinky toe hangnail that's been hanging, salute me for my bravery or know yourself for a Fake Friend

everyspring I shave my beard off and try to do some sort of mustache. and every time i land on the Rust Cohle, nothing else looks right

whenever they say "The Red Man" in American culture i think they're talking about Elmo

fucks me up that the slack icon is so similar to icq's

we had Mr Cornelius, the very old and very white sub who would rap for you about whatever. in a very "well my name is Corny and I'm here to say...." way

curse me for a Joy Addict