bobby

beer is so filling anyway

damn i would be so mad

the plane that kristi noem wanted to turn into a DHS sex palace just got a nose picking suite

everyone hide your dogs before kristi noem learns she got fired

true poster’s spirit

this is how you slowly reintroduce a boy kibble eater to the rest of food

this is why i only make mashed potatoes with the skin on. harder to do with a peach cobbler though

i wish i had been one of the literally nine people who got the tatooine two suns dutch oven

capitalism plays pay-in-four card, it’s super effective

the thing i’m looking at is about 20% off which isn’t a crazy deal, but it does take this particular item down just enough from a full price i think is slightly too much

i’m cracking

it is more visually attractive, and i guess the thought of steamed lettuce doesn’t dissuade me from the sandwich, maybe they really did think of everything

absolutely would. lettuce is crazy though. onions might be good

v low priority thought: i just think it's funny that trump has moved to rename precisely zero things after his wife and kids

thank you for understanding

a yellow box truck that says “Bread…” with a baguette above the word and a white chef’s hat on the B

saw a great truck the other day

this is like when i said i like to watch the tendons in my hands move and someone asked how high i was. then as now, not very

oceanic islands are kind of a trip. what do you mean we’re on top of a giant mountain. everything is so flat

the 300SL is a dang fine automobile, i tell you what. dang fine

the best thing the nobel committee could do is give the peace prize to netanyahu. trump will get so mad and the american-israeli relationship will be over

Screenshot of headlines: The Secret to Keeping My Toilet Stain-Free Is in the Kitchen 11 Surprising Things You Can Put in Your Dishwasher

Nicely done

N.Y. Attorney General Orders Hospital to Resume Youth Transgender Care NYU Langone Health had stopped providing puberty-blocking medication and hormone treatments after the federal government threatened to pull its funding.

The New York attorney general is finally taking the first steps to hold NYU Langone accountable for their horrific decision to end trans care for minors.

Note that California AG Bonta has not sued any hospitals under discrimination laws this way (only one lawsuit under M&A law).

brave to publish this on the very day netanyahu himself said he’s been wanting to do this for 40 years

i’ll be good

i’m gonna buy me a potato then

i often think about biden essentially ending the drone war with almost no acknowledgement, only to lose to a guy who restarted and expanded it with almost no acknowledgment

yes, the 3ish liters in total contain over a pound of cheese

not everyone (or everyone’s medical conditions) can handle my vision

but mostly i love french onion soup. best soup in the northern hemisphere

i should have made that instead. would feel somewhat less gluttonous dumping it all over everything i eat for the next three-ish days