The Falklands are Albania

He needs that nutritious crunch

Nintendo also probably has better health care policy; Dr Mario believes in germ theory

Isn’t Nintendo known for having an excellent legal team?

Side note: Kirby is named after one of Nintendo’s lawyers

True! And the admin has already scapegoated Israel to an extent. I expect that will be ramped up

For the record I think Bibi (short for “Big Bitch) also views things this way

I think there’s a big misunderstanding of the dynamic:

Republicans are loyal to Bibi not because he’s Jewish or even Israeli. They’re loyal to him because he’s a Republican (involved in GOP circles when he lived in the US!) and view him as an extension of the party

He should go on Stavvy if he wants my respect

Thankfully American voters rescued the country from a low unemployment, rising real wages, declining inflation economic nightmare.

Yes

At a pro bono legal conference right now, and it *really* seems like the attitude on AI has shifted dramatically since last year

It’s a baby of Chicago and DC. Mazel.

Same little bro

Lloyd’s of London is like the 5th most powerful entity on the planet and they do NOT suffer fools

I will not rest until Pedocon Theory is part of the VA curriculum

Follow up q: should she be charged with perjury?

Kristi Noem is going to cope with being fired by 9/11-ing her fuckjet into a hospital for special needs puppies

I'm worried when Kristi Noem finds out she's been fired she's going to become America's first obedience school shooter.

Kristi Noem's "Open to Work" LinkedIn Profile

Senator, please keep Sephiroth posting

Turns out lawlessness is not a winning strategy. See you at Nuremberg 2.0

It’s called Curb-Your-Enthusiasm-Maxxing

Call her Krispy Noem because she’s cooked

LMAO Kristi Noem isn’t getting a pardon. I hope she enjoys dying in solitary confinement

Bold of Stephen Miller to come out against torture, rape, and murder

I believe it’s Keiths’ Richard

True, true, ABSURDLY false

I have the most Irish name conceivable (first, middle, and last) despite being Jewish