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This lady is such a grifter that KEN PAXTON brought charges against her for fraud. (Brittany Dawn Nelson).

You do not, under any circumstance, “gotta hand it to him.”

A load-bearing bookcase to hide the plugs. Love it.

The asymmetry of the value placed on human life is so striking. Israel has a goal to recover 40-year-old remains; to do so, it invades a sovereign country, and the lives of 26 Lebanese are an afterthought. Their names not even worth printing in the New York Times.

Holy shit

Does she get to keep the fuck plane

Wakes up in the morning looking like the crypt keeper.

Mannie Fresh. Next question.

The NOPD motto is “please don’t make me do anything.” I have seen cops eating gelato cones while a gang of 4-wheelers do wheelies down Canal. Not their problem.

Never forgiving a single one of the fucks responsible for this

Seems like good substitute income for all the temporarily out of work delivery drivers.

Where’s a drunk Russian soldier with a surface to air missile battery when you need one.

I guffawed at the second one. Hell yes, ma’am.

Every AI company

At Mardi Gras this weekend I saw a guy skitching a cop car on a skateboard and it warmed my very 41 year old heart.

Every CEO has, at all times, a prompt floating in the center of their vision that reads LEAVE FOR VAIL

Franzi Schimmer captured this Grizzly bear in Brooks Falls, Alaska just floating along, tippy-tapping down the river, browsing the salmon.

Prior to hibernation, up to 40% of a bear's body mass is fat, which is less dense than water (~0.9 g/cm^2), so the murder-monster is also a floaty-boaty.

hello and welcome to the political genius exam. here is question one. which is a more compelling message:

- the president is sending armies to occupy cities and kidnap and kill people and your town could be next
- a meal at the cheesecake factory that previously cost $100 now costs $104.9

Curtains for zoosha?

That’s two different Animal House guys.

Everyone in PR jumping the Pauls’ fence like the hit squad at the end of Scarface.

Everyone in my house is on their feet. 4 year old included.

Yesterday, five-year-old Liam and his dad Adrian were released from Dilley detention center. I picked them up last night and escorted them back to Minnesota this morning.

Liam is now home. With his hat and his backpack.

True lies bathroom fight

Let me run into him connecting through DFW.

Really hard to look at this and all the other examples of bravery and kindness from ordinary people in this moment not think also of the tremendous cowardice exhibited over the past year by some of the richest, most well-protected people in business, media and politics

A beer can

Cheers from down south.

A masked ICE officials with a 5 year old child

This guy went to work today, put a mask on, kidnapped a 5 year old child, and then used him as bait so both he and his father could be sent behind bars