the call of saul

No one ever talks about how an oubliette implies the existence of a larger, and far more terrifying, oobly.

@knifecrow.bsky.social www.trevortraynor.com/newsstands

THIS SLAPS SEVERELY

OOOOH THANK YOU. also i gotta text you about maybe visiting in december!!!

ALEX CASEY

—I remembered dying in this alley in a dream I had. He was just gonna keep killing me here, loop by loop."

FAVOR OF BEAST GET!!!

there's probably one in ohio somewhere

treats for beast!!!!!!

YOUR HAIR LOOKS AMAZING

can i interest you in receiving texts about my current situation which is balanced delicately but extremely enjoyably on the edge of the catastrophe curve

turns out yes there is a feeling finer but (heavily and utterly redacted)

OH THEY’RE BOTH BLONDES?????? UH OH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

IS MY TERRIBLE TERRIBLE BLONDE HERE!!!!!!!!!

the best part of getting up / is (silenced shot, glass shattering)

all highwayman all the time!!!!!!!

is there any feeling finer than when someone introduces you to a person they think you’ll get along with and you instantly get along so well you can see the regret fill their eyes

@endquestionmark.bsky.social i found a picture of you

HA HA HA!!! YES!!!!!!

only if you round up 14 more

mega guillotine

I KNEW IT. THE BIG GNASHERS

(do you mean the spinny door giant teeth trap of doom)

OH YEAH THE SUBWAY TEETH, classic. congrats on your sick bruises/sorry that happened

the people who would appreciate my incredible bruises (and how i got them) are all on this app but the ability to post photos of them with even a modicum of privacy, which is key, is not

oh no this is going to leave a mark

left arm nexplanon… right arm covid and flu shots… a fine balance of responsibility and what the nurse practitioners like to call “high-risk bisexual behavior”

yet you are uniquely positioned to be tormented in this fashion forever

brief "hang on i have to google this" pause followed by "OHHH NO"

fuck yes

OH NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!