lottie "CyberBarabbas" lovely ⚧️🏴‍☠️

la gauche toujours, cherie

it's worse than the secret life of walter mitty. it's like if instead of daydreaming about being a war hero instead of a coward, walter mitty daydreamed impotently about being a coward with a little more muscle definition

you know who doesn't need to sell their products on the basis of "what if you were brave enough... to look like you were wearing... a different shirt 🤯"? clothiers.

"how would my life be different if it was dark out and my dog was here" is like selling the concept of dreams to a guy who has you at gunpoint and is demanding the cops kill you both

personally i prefer to view it as ridiculously unambitious autofiction. like imagine if the Finglonger from Futurama was way too daring for us to dream about as a focal point for a different life with different hopes and dreams. AI is huge for people afraid to dye their hair

it is not a frog it's xolotl's dog. thanks for coming to my webpage

after a blog then after a frog then after a dog and nowadays mostly a herp from a bog

Geordi, no!! You want Chicago hardbop! You don't even know it, but thats what you need, Geordi!

"it's always the skoptsy with you smh" is the truest shit anyone has ever said to me. anyway. yes there should be gay frankenstein

lemme see about dropping a brief sketch towards a design doc i was doing. i consider this shit free to a good home at this point ngl, i lack the resources or exec function for it lol

oh man back a few years ago i wanted to so bad. kind of conceptually a Shinji Raising Project thing but in the year without a summer & shinji is technically an adult so it's fine actually to brainwash him

40,000 is way too many warhammers. i could barely see a use for two

more like cPLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP

THICK COCK FROM A GUY WITH A CPAP MACHINE !!!!!!!!

accidental adventure time name

authority being constituted from speech acts rather than speech acts being an outgrowth of authority is. bad, probably? i'm gonna say bad. Like I know I gave the DSA a lot of shit for the proceduralism but robert and his rules of orders got some hands evidently

personally i just think it's attention economy behavior-forms converging on a sort of sovereign citizen logic

ohhhh lucy's rad

Lucy doodles

realistically i don't need one. a claw hammer would do fine. but i want one

maybe now's the time to buy myself a warhammer

Detail of screenshot from the Fallout computer game, showing the Pipboy screen. The screen reads: •You fail to learn anything. •You fail to learn anything. •You fail to learn anything. •You fail to learn anything. •You fail to learn anything. •You fail to learn anything.

related

gas sign from fallout tactics, which is before the really intense push to Fallout Bible-proof the lore of the series & also before Bethesda smeared Todd Howard's shit all over it. so it just depicts prices for actual ass gasoline and not nuclear reactor coolant or vertibird credits or whatever. the joke is that they're in the four figures. If you want diesel go fuck yourself ig

gas prices looking good out there

god forbid you let my blood go to waste!! You wastrels better not let my blood spill to the ground like filthy milk!!!! Make your children drink my blood or else

CW: Guns

Play nice

I'm on merch design for this yay

i dominate this aquaculture and choke out all life like a bottom feeder. sorry to anyone who gives a shit

they're calling me the inexpensive dish known to euthanize a fish

They’re calling tilapia the inexpensive fish that makes for one delicious dish