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Hadn't ever thought of that. That's definitely a cringey thing for a teacher to say!

10.03.2026 00:18 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Calico Kahlia the cat reclines comfortably on a beige couch with a quilt hanging over the back of it. Her tail is splayed out in front of her, between her legs. Her left elbow is propped up on a cushion. She's wearing a look of derision on her face.

Calico Kahlia the cat reclines comfortably on a beige couch with a quilt hanging over the back of it. Her tail is splayed out in front of her, between her legs. Her left elbow is propped up on a cushion. She's wearing a look of derision on her face.

I don't know why she sits like this

09.03.2026 23:59 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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As an IR professor, it's depressing that this is outperforming all others as the best theory of US foreign policy

09.03.2026 21:12 πŸ‘ 5231 πŸ” 1393 πŸ’¬ 103 πŸ“Œ 68

Every time I walk into a vet's office it's $1000. 😞

09.03.2026 19:03 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Notice he is trying to pre-empt reality by saying the global inflation shock from a war he (and Carney, frankly) cheered on shouldn't be used as an excuse, because Canada can suddenly rewire literally everything it does, apparently

09.03.2026 16:34 πŸ‘ 74 πŸ” 17 πŸ’¬ 14 πŸ“Œ 0

This should, with no sarcasm or irony whatsoever, be the highlight of every Democrat's campaign starting today. Trump just effectively gave the corporate version of a pardon to the most hated company on the planet. Absolutely no one supports this.

09.03.2026 14:16 πŸ‘ 505 πŸ” 185 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 2
In a hotel room, a brick wall that has obviously had a huge hole repaired

In a hotel room, a brick wall that has obviously had a huge hole repaired

Pretty sure the Kool-Aid man stayed in this hotel room once

09.03.2026 02:26 πŸ‘ 10464 πŸ” 852 πŸ’¬ 355 πŸ“Œ 186

Kudos to Donald Trump for accidentally decarbonizing the economy

09.03.2026 03:26 πŸ‘ 400 πŸ” 32 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0

Right? I was in my 30s in the early 2000s.

08.03.2026 13:14 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I'm out of words here

08.03.2026 12:44 πŸ‘ 3191 πŸ” 1231 πŸ’¬ 95 πŸ“Œ 143
. @ChipotleTweets I ordered these burritos 15 minutes apart from the same store today. The one on the left I ordered in person and it's twice the size as the one on the right (online order). My online order is always significantly smaller. Every time. Stop ripping us off.

CHIPOTLE

Mike

Herbert

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son if you want a big one you gotta look the burrito man in the eye. Not order some WiFi burrito.

. @ChipotleTweets I ordered these burritos 15 minutes apart from the same store today. The one on the left I ordered in person and it's twice the size as the one on the right (online order). My online order is always significantly smaller. Every time. Stop ripping us off. CHIPOTLE Mike Herbert @ son if you want a big one you gotta look the burrito man in the eye. Not order some WiFi burrito.

This is the perfect tangible metaphor for AI.

08.03.2026 02:58 πŸ‘ 230 πŸ” 35 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 2
Trent Rez in the head like a hole vid

Trent Rez in the head like a hole vid

Pain at the pump 🎢
Feel like a chump 🎢
Just checked the news 🎢
Outbreak of Mumps 🎢

07.03.2026 23:24 πŸ‘ 2696 πŸ” 542 πŸ’¬ 33 πŸ“Œ 15

I just saw photos of the Toronto Maple Leafs wearing Toronto Sceptres inspired jerseys for walk-ins (and maybe warmups) tonight in honour of International Women’s Day. That’s pretty cool. And they’re selling Leafs/Sceptres crossover shirts. πŸ’™ #TorontoSceptres #MapleLeafs πŸ’

07.03.2026 23:00 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Instagram Create an account or log in to Instagram - Share what you're into with the people who get you.

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07.03.2026 15:44 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Farmland not freeways Every day we’re losing 319 acres of farmland in Ontario. That means that every week Ontario loses the equivalent of nine family farms. The cause? Urban sprawl, aggregate mining…

Send a letter to Doug Ford advocating for an Ontario Food belt to protect Ontario farmland from development

Farmland not freeways | Ontario Greens share.google/lcuh05E3iT0f...

07.03.2026 15:40 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

My neighbor told me Iranian drones keep eating his oil tankers so I asked how many ships he has and he said he just goes to the port and gets a new ship afterwards so I said it sounds like he's just feeding ships to drones and then his daughter started crying.

07.03.2026 00:11 πŸ‘ 53 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

Sometimes I randomly send my adult child who lives in a different province a delivery of junk food and he really appreciates it

06.03.2026 21:38 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

SHOULD THE U.S BLOT OUT THE SUN AND USHER IN AN AGE OF ETERNAL DARKNESS? - Gallup 2/20/26-3/5/26

NO - 41%
YES - 38%
UNSURE - 21%

06.03.2026 19:09 πŸ‘ 13667 πŸ” 2973 πŸ’¬ 326 πŸ“Œ 185

lmao

06.03.2026 11:11 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Iran: look, it's simple. We literally just paint the silhouette of a plane on the ground. We literally just nail together some boxes in the shape of a tank. We literally just pull looney tunes shit. Their AI will make them spend $100 million to destroy $5 of arts and crafts.

the US: grok is this

06.03.2026 06:56 πŸ‘ 2062 πŸ” 453 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 18
05.03.2026 23:04 πŸ‘ 18 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

6. I'm a leftie. It's the one that doesn't smudge.

05.03.2026 03:02 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Cyber threat bulletin: Iranian Cyber Threat Response to US/Israel strikes, February 2026 - Canadian Centre for Cyber Security Cyber threat bulletin: Iranian Cyber Threat Response to US/Israel strikes, February 2026

I don't know but it started going funny right after I read this so now I'm paranoid

Cyber threat bulletin: Iranian Cyber Threat Response to US/Israel strikes, February 2026 - Canadian Centre for Cyber Security share.google/MwyPwZAVTy5K...

05.03.2026 00:49 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Happy snoozes for #AardvarkWeek πŸ’€ Our sweet girl Tilli is off on a dreamland adventure, and yes, that little tongue is still hard at work! πŸ’• Even in her sleep, it looks like she’s slurping up imaginary termites.

05.03.2026 00:09 πŸ‘ 380 πŸ” 116 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 8
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A cartoon from the 1950’s that’s more relevant than ever πŸ’”

04.03.2026 14:40 πŸ‘ 19961 πŸ” 8461 πŸ’¬ 350 πŸ“Œ 329

"Can I plaice you on hold? I'm getting a call on the otter line."

04.03.2026 20:13 πŸ‘ 44 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0
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Gone 32 years today and not a day goes by that we don’t miss you.

04.03.2026 11:31 πŸ‘ 47 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
04.03.2026 00:59 πŸ‘ 7574 πŸ” 1553 πŸ’¬ 91 πŸ“Œ 39
A screenshot of the Polymarket website showing a prediction market titled "Nuclear weapon detonation by...?" under the Geopolitics and Ukraine categories. The market displays three betting options with their current probabilities and "Buy Yes" or "Buy No" prices: "March 31" at 5%, "June 30" at 12%, and "Before 2027" at 22%. The total trading volume shown is over $843,000.

A screenshot of the Polymarket website showing a prediction market titled "Nuclear weapon detonation by...?" under the Geopolitics and Ukraine categories. The market displays three betting options with their current probabilities and "Buy Yes" or "Buy No" prices: "March 31" at 5%, "June 30" at 12%, and "Before 2027" at 22%. The total trading volume shown is over $843,000.

Polymarket has created a betting market on the use of nuclear weapons. Everyone involved in this should be put in prison for life.

04.03.2026 01:05 πŸ‘ 8126 πŸ” 2410 πŸ’¬ 259 πŸ“Œ 524
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U.S. ambassador to Canada requests apology for Globe and Mail column In a letter to The Globe and Mail, Pete Hoekstra said he was β€˜disappointed and outraged’ over Cathal Kelly’s column on U.S. men’s hockey team

www.theglobeandmail.com/gift/64f38ea...

03.03.2026 23:55 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0