Wouldn't be surprised if #MUFC bring in Gareth Southgate before Xmas.
He's available, pals with Ratcliffe and has that individual man management style the players might better respond too.
I actually think he'd steady the ship.
Boring and safe, but definitely more secure than we are currently.
Why do I feel this bread is making wayward assumptions on my political disposition?
My Dad when he noticed someone stirring the consommé as it simmered, watching Australian MasterChef.
He's a Northern, retired soldier, who has never cooked in his life...but has watched every show of the preceding 15 series.
DOUBLE STANDARDS!!!
The IMF and World Bank categorising African countries as 'High Risk' and raising interest rates because George Michael asked if they knew it was Christmas.
Yet, they haven't punished Scotland, where the Proclaimers had to walk 500 miles to escape the country.
A list of bands in order of efficacy:
3. Placebo
2. The Cure
1. Prevention
Probably the last thing you need to be dealing with when you're absolutely knackered.
To be fair she does look like a chicken.
This post might not mean a lot to people, and many won't recognise its value.
But, it's really difficult for me to say, so here goes...
Floccinaucinihilipilification.
I'm just here to mess up the algorithm and bring polarising wedge issues to Bluesky.
So I put to you... the only correct scheduling of daily meals:
Breakfast -> Dinner -> Tea
I intend to use this new, less-sullied place to:
1) Make gently humourous observations about everyday life;
2) Post charming pictures;
3) Crush my enemies utterly beneath my heel.
I hate when boxing announcers say a boxer is "down for the count." I don't care that he loves Dracula I just want to know who's winning.
Now that we’re here, and the angry people are on X and the dancing people are on insta, and we’re all finding a place; wouldn’t it be nice if there was a peaceful garden somewhere, just for the sexy lady bot accounts, where they could finally rest.
Grandpa?...
I feel like @fabriziorom.bsky.social needs to start doing a "HERE WE GO", for our favourite Twitter accounts coming across to Bluesky.
X is now like the end of the 4am afters. Just a bunch of weird dudes no one knows, hanging around the kitchen, desperately to get hold of their Albanian guy to keep the party going.
Henry don’t do it you have so much to live for
This is the sum total of her investigation so far. More details to follow as she continues judging her neighbours, whilst peering from behind her curtain. I'm on the fence, but at least I got a cup of tea alongside a thrilling tale from this masterful Northern Sherlock. (8/8)
Thirdly, 'Mrs' looks like she "can't fight her way out of a paper bag" (subjective quantification from Mother) "I reckon I'd batter her, and I'm soft as shit", she explains. She then goes on to talk about the one time she waved at my Dad, and now thinks she's after him too. (7/8)
Secondly, the average duration of a " Karate Man rendezvous" is between 30mins-1hr (she uses Alexa to set a timer), and she knows the average Karate class length is between 1-2hrs. Again, simply not enough time to become proficient in the deadly martial art of Karate. (6/8)
She goes on to provide further details of why home Karate is implausible, hitting me with "facts". Including, but not limited to: Firstly, Going on Google to find out Karate mat sizes (competition size is 8m squared) Simply, not enough room... (5/8)
With skillful analysis, she concludes their home would be a mirror of hers and there simply wouldn't be enough room for "Judo throws" (Noted confusion between clearly distinct martial arts of Karate and Judo) Also, they had a "fucking massive sofa" delivered the other week. (4/8)
'Karate Man' only appears once the 'Mrs' Husband leaves for work. He pulls up in his Karate van (not a joke) The van has full on dojo and business details plastered all over the side. "So maybe she is learning Karate at home", I said. "Impossible", according to my Mother. (3/8)
The married couple who live next door, in a 2-bed park home, in very close proximity, have always been "odd folk" (Her words. FYI, she originally thought they were swingers) But now she deduces 'Mrs' might be having an affair with a character my Mother calls 'Karate Man'. (2/8)
Visiting the Mother and having a cup of tea, so naturally she's been catching me up on the latest news regarding her next door neighbours she enjoys noseying (spying) on. So I thought I'd share her thinking with you, and let you decide for herself... (1/8)
distanceraptor
Velociraptor = ----------------
timeraptor
Who else is breaking the golden rule of accas by betting on the early kick off? 😅
#premierleague is back!
Well isn’t this pleasant. Everyone saying good morning and folk wishing others a lovely day. 🙌
Can’t help thinking I’m in some version of The Truman Show. 😄
Probably should have stuck with paper cups
Imagine spilling your cup of tea, trying to avoid becoming a human poached egg, as you frantically swim to safety
Shits all over The Proclaimers brag
