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Veteran of dial up BBS, mIRC, AOL federated messaging, and Google Reader. When all this is gone I will remain. The most important thing is helping people.

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caillou the whiny little bitch from the show caillou

caillou the whiny little bitch from the show caillou

caillou “all grown up” the whiny little bitch, he looks a lot like stephen miller. in fact this might be a picture of stephen miller not sure

caillou “all grown up” the whiny little bitch, he looks a lot like stephen miller. in fact this might be a picture of stephen miller not sure

how did i never see it until now

03.03.2026 14:12 👍 537 🔁 82 💬 14 📌 7
Tweets by NFL position group. The typical QB tweet is "love my teammates / god is good!" The typical RB tweet is "keep grindin". The typical TE tweet is just "derp". And the typical WR tweet is "the enemy speaks kindly and holds a knife".

Tweets by NFL position group. The typical QB tweet is "love my teammates / god is good!" The typical RB tweet is "keep grindin". The typical TE tweet is just "derp". And the typical WR tweet is "the enemy speaks kindly and holds a knife".

Those WRs will get salty if you don't give 'em enough targets every game.

07.03.2026 03:57 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Hey #RavensFlock 🐦‍⬛

I hope you've all been doing well.

I've been waiting on this one for awhile and it finally happened.

We're getting Maxx Crosby from the Raiders in exchange for 26 and 27 first round picks

07.03.2026 03:33 👍 34 🔁 10 💬 2 📌 1
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Using a 4th slurp juice on a single ape

07.03.2026 03:12 👍 94 🔁 8 💬 2 📌 0

literally the one thing missing from the Apocalyptic Midterm Scenario was an economic crash and Trump just manufactured one

06.03.2026 20:43 👍 248 🔁 27 💬 7 📌 2

You in an okay spot?

06.03.2026 21:02 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Sure, but the definition of "reasonable" is going to be driven by the President's frantic insistence that traffic continue normally, not the actual threat... and anything other than 100% throughput is still going to spike energy prices.

06.03.2026 15:56 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Gonna make cookies-and-cream ice cream with these new Loaded Oreos, and then scoop a tablespoon of that ice cream between two giant Oreo ice cream sandwich wafers.

06.03.2026 15:54 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Grambling Scores ‘G’ Trademark as UGA, Packers Give Blessing The USPTO approves the "G" trademark for Grambling State after the school, Green Bay Packers and Georgia figured out a way each could use a similar G.

So many people in the sports industry are territorial. Turf battles and big egos often spawn costly litigation.

The Green Bay Packers, Grambling State and UGA take a different path with each using a "G" trademark: They smartly negotiated use agreements.

www.sportico.com/law/analysis....

06.03.2026 15:12 👍 69 🔁 15 💬 2 📌 7
Your plan to knock out the Cuban government isn't just sound — it's airtight. From the model of speedboat to the stockpile of firearms, nothing has been overlooked. All that's left is to start your engines and head south. What's coming isn't just a raid — it's a revolution

Your plan to knock out the Cuban government isn't just sound — it's airtight. From the model of speedboat to the stockpile of firearms, nothing has been overlooked. All that's left is to start your engines and head south. What's coming isn't just a raid — it's a revolution

28.02.2026 18:21 👍 23 🔁 5 💬 1 📌 0

this is why the us navy can't force the strait open. prosperity guardian was a shitshow and iran can credibly do 10x worse, no insurer will take the risk

06.03.2026 03:37 👍 80 🔁 6 💬 3 📌 2

And *kilobytes, surely

06.03.2026 03:36 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

My 300-baud modem plugged into the joystick port on our Atari 800XT. Calling BBSes near the state line could get you guys who could call toll-free into two area codes, so you’d get their new files Thursday night and upload them to all the other hubs by Friday to get your ratio up over the weekend.

06.03.2026 03:19 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Jon Bois mostly does videos but the Tim Tebow CFL Chronicles is a sports-adjacent fever dream and a gateway drug for 17776. Both are “about” football and just wild freewheeling experimental fiction. Chris Brown stands out among the Grantland staff who are all great.

06.03.2026 03:11 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

In uniform they'd be "measures of performance" vs. "measures of effectiveness", and the guy in uniform at that lectern is going to be really *really* grumpy if he's still reading MOPs off a script a week from now, instead of talking about MOEs.

06.03.2026 01:42 👍 5 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
LIKE A PRAYER MADONNA

LIKE A PRAYER MADONNA

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06.03.2026 01:06 👍 48 🔁 6 💬 2 📌 1

I remember watching this video on MTV so it can’t be more than 40.

06.03.2026 00:59 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

If the 200 targets were all actually taco trucks, and Iran retains its will to fight… then effectiveness is zero. “Effective” is about finding the score that matters (e.g. shipping tons through Hormuz per day) and blowing up whatever makes that number move your way.

06.03.2026 00:56 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

As long as “missiles leaving Iran per day” is a higher number than “ships safely transiting Hormuz per day,” the US will keep crowing about volume stats. But we all know 33/45 for 300 passing yards is not necessarily a winning QB line.

06.03.2026 00:43 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

MOPs are the last refuge of a scoundrel (who knows his MOEs are bad).

“Tons of shipping through Hormuz per day” is the measure of effectiveness. While it’s at zero, Iran is winning.

06.03.2026 00:40 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Nah. It’s just funny, she’s the same in life as in death.

06.03.2026 00:00 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I don’t know why you think fact checking Noem *now* is going to make a difference

05.03.2026 23:35 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Also, let things end. One of the actors is dead, two of the characters is dead, one of the actors is dead to us, and we en masse do not fuck with the creator. "You can't take the sky from me--" GOT YOUR SKY you can't have it back, it's mine now. The bluesky is not yours it's ours go away.

05.03.2026 22:45 👍 96 🔁 8 💬 5 📌 2

It was an awesome show! And simultaneously, anybody who loved it (esp. if they watched it when it aired) should be banned from making any decisions that are part of a modern political campaign.

05.03.2026 20:59 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Wildly incorrect: the Claude screenshot is the only "hallucination" here. There's no mechanism by which Claude could plausibly know the information here. Claude is not aware of internal state & history across instances, so it couldn't possibly know this.

Fact-checking LLM outputs is essential!

05.03.2026 15:41 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

We got jays, cardinals, titmice, chickadees, wrens, and crows here. The cardinals sound like a cross between a car alarm and a 1970s low-budget TV space battle.

05.03.2026 12:32 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Chotiner: Let's talk about Eric's kingdom.
Ariel: Sure, where the people are.
Chotiner: Forks, French cooking, carriages. Not much sorcery, lots of tech.
Ariel: Right.
Chotiner: Luckily you use the same language. The same alphabet.
Ariel: It's great.
Chotiner: Is this your signature, from Act 1?

05.03.2026 11:53 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

That's not true. But Vasco de Gama sailed all the way around the Cape of Good Hope rather than risk Chotiner surprising his traders - either in the Mediterranean Sea or during an overland transit of the Arabian Peninsula.

05.03.2026 02:53 👍 13 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

If elected, he is unlikely to spend his first term voting very differently than Crockett would; his opponent will reliably vote to disenfranchise women and Black Americans. I'm willing to give folks their airing of grievances after a tough primary but then it's on to the general.

05.03.2026 02:45 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Shop teacher, WW2 ship’s doctor

05.03.2026 02:24 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0