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Rust Witch Blacksmithing and metal art Inquiries: TheUglyMachine@Gmail.com buy some stickers of my anvils at https://ko-fi.com/theuglymachine

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Babby

07.03.2026 09:31 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

What happened next was kind of.... beautiful

07.03.2026 03:26 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

if you needed a charm for something, what would it be? one word answers only.

06.03.2026 13:28 πŸ‘ 36 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 52 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm happy you are streaming at a time us east coasters can stay awake for! I was worried about it for a second there

07.03.2026 00:47 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Just do a classic spooky flashlight under chin the whole time

06.03.2026 23:26 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If they don't want to let people live free these lawmakers should do the other half of their state motto

06.03.2026 22:19 πŸ‘ 37 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

By using more than one word you have outed yourself as an energy vampire. Prepare to be slain.

06.03.2026 20:51 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

this post brought to you by the fixing of the Ironclad's helmet while ruining the sword, the only design element I could point out in that game I liked

06.03.2026 19:57 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

that one is extra wild because its bad and too busy at the same time. I don't need every game in unreal 5 but if I'm being asked to look at something for that long it could at least look better than a newgrounds game circa 2007

06.03.2026 19:55 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I get that most RLDB fans want only wireframe because they're systems sickos but you can be a systems sicko and look at something nice for all those hours of gameplay too ya know?

06.03.2026 19:47 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

rogue lite deckbuilder that is good to look at challenge level impossible

06.03.2026 19:47 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

its weird to look back at pics of me with shorter hair now. who is this person?

06.03.2026 16:41 πŸ‘ 34 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

this is a @deathcarpets.sisc.one level sentiment

06.03.2026 16:31 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

when I get back we can body double on a call and make art while talking about video games. we can have it all.

06.03.2026 16:27 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I literally said "blue-sky solutioneering" when discussing an engineering students prototype with them today.

06.03.2026 16:21 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"Can we have a meeting? Can it be at noon??" Asks everyone who doesn't understand that some people get a single break in their day and if you try to take it from me the next meeting is going to be about funeral arrangements

06.03.2026 15:22 πŸ‘ 26 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

somewhere someone at nintendo is looking at your combat data and scratching you off their pilot candidate list

06.03.2026 14:40 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

we don't need to celebrate whenever the admin reaches into its bottomless vat of gormless toadies to replace the previous one who has outlived their usefulness. every downfall is just a changing of the guard and prisoners don't usually cheer for that

06.03.2026 14:33 πŸ‘ 40 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

the liberal mindset is "they're just like me so if I point out their flaws they'll shrivel and disappear in a puff of logic"
the conservative mindset is "they're just like me so I need to kill them first I don't care how it happens"

06.03.2026 14:29 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Cynics online will tell you the only way to achieve this feeling is hard drugs or alcohol or manic dissociation, but I'm here to tell you it's possible to feel this way in a perfectly natural, sober state by doing just one thing, and that thing is killing

06.03.2026 12:36 πŸ‘ 46 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

if you needed a charm for something, what would it be? one word answers only.

06.03.2026 13:28 πŸ‘ 36 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 52 πŸ“Œ 0
the democrats are like if your house is burning so u dial 911, then 2 days later a dog dressed as fireman shows up wagging his tail
12:49 PM Β· Dec 14, 2016

the democrats are like if your house is burning so u dial 911, then 2 days later a dog dressed as fireman shows up wagging his tail 12:49 PM Β· Dec 14, 2016

i'm disappointed but not shocked that this time capsule from 2016 is not only still true, but maybe even more true

05.03.2026 22:28 πŸ‘ 312 πŸ” 45 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 3

Peter’s local number: 802-863-2525
Peter’s DC number: 202-224-4242
Peter’s email form: www.welch.senate.gov/email-peter/
(he only responds to Vermonters, so go get him, my fellow gravel-hearted green mountain pals

05.03.2026 22:11 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

I love calling to chew out elected officials. They send me useless letters thanking me for it afterwards too.

05.03.2026 22:35 πŸ‘ 19 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The only candle I light is cinnamon, and it reminds me of cinnamon, the cleansing flame of spices.

05.03.2026 21:44 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I'll make them with a little loop to hang anywhere, yeah

05.03.2026 21:39 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

ok I might open these up in a few weeks, watch this space

05.03.2026 21:17 πŸ‘ 81 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 1
05.03.2026 21:09 πŸ‘ 132 πŸ” 27 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'd love to make more things for more people and I'm still working out how to make that happen in a way that wont bankrupt me

05.03.2026 20:49 πŸ‘ 19 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My thinking is I don't get frequent comms because the big stuff costs bigger money, and I don't want to spend a lot of time going back and forth designing something that won't net me a lot of money per the time spent

05.03.2026 20:49 πŸ‘ 24 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0