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I need to figure out a way to discreetly play Pokopia at work

I still miss my blackberry 😫

I keep my desk fairly cluttered so every couple of weeks I’ll do a deep clean to clear it off and it makes my bosses very nervous every time they see me cleaning out a bunch of shit.
😂😂😂

Casseroles with meemaw and peepaw 😭

Tre should’ve yelled to serpentine instead of his name 😫

Heard Rock the Casbah at the grocery store and now I want to watch Chikara 😅

Petition to bring back South Park style wrestling signs 🤼‍♂️

KB Toys

Alls I want to do in life is paint my nails, watch wrestling, and play Core Keeper — is that too much to ask?

I wonder if/when 2K and EA will start including a sports betting mode in their games

If Jowell y Randy end up on that stage tonight the censors are gonna bleep the whole thing 😭😭

If you’re curious, the relationship was heavily featured on Real Housewives of Miami

I should probably put some Vicks on my knees and stretch in advance for this halftime show

It’s Facebook Jr. 🫠

Back in the day I HAD to keep this thing on me at all times

I can’t believe we used to sit in libraries with books and write down notes with references to build an outline and type up research papers. That is literal ancient history now😭

Got my full refund from the coffee spot that lowkey accused me of stealing the missing food items from my order yesterday.

Funny how the same video the manager reviewed & saw her employee pack my full order is the same video that upon further review (oddly when I asked for a copy) exonerated me.

First time I ever seen my neighbors outside and it’s just all of us ogling and marveling at the crew working the power lines

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Me looking at the row of houses on the block behind mine that have had their power restored

Definitely could use that for next time (because there will definitely be a next time 😭)

I do have a handful of comics I can re-read…

Power has been out since Saturday, I done ran through all my fun shit 🫠.

Y’all think my power will be back on before Dynamite comes on tonight? 🥶

What a predictable ho 🙄

New album incoming in 3… 2…

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…still without electricity. luckily i’ve learned to sleep through natural disasters.

So glad Hades doesn’t require an Internet connection to play

…and there goes the power…